Aaron Bossig

“Think global, act local” is a pipeline into anxiety when the global never once thinks about the local.

It starts with one person getting too much attention for disliking third person, and it ends with generations of lit teachers convinced that passive voice is a sin against nature

lucsly and dulmer

These characters all look like they fit perfectly into any given episode of Rocky & Bullwinkle

Fun fact: Directly across the street from this is a sign declaring that Elk City, OK is a bird sanctuary.

The sign is next to a KFC.

Who I aspire to be 99.99% of the time ➡️ who I turn into if you pick on my dog

Lady, if I could tell my dog (in plain English) where to pee and when, I wouldn’t need to walk her in the first place

Maybe the daylight doesn't WANT to be saved, did you ever think of that?

No, you only think of yourself.

You are the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.

To borrow a phrase, “Fuck your feelings.”

A bottle in the shape of Robin

One of the most random items in my collection: an empty bottle of Robin bubble bath from the mid-60s

Do not be afraid to add the word slop to the mix

YouTube video by Hungry Trilobyte G.I. Joe 3.75" UFO Alien (Lady Jaye Toys edition) - UNBOXING

G.I. Joe 3.75" UFO Alien (Lady Jaye Toys edition) - UNBOXING

youtu.be/OKW2d5pf1sI

I couldn’t get the CrunchyRoll App to work, so I had to call tentacle support.

Every “AI Milestone” story amounts to someone putting their jacket on a laptop and being surprised that they wear the same size

For a modest fee, I can check in with you every nine minutes to tell you how to save money with 10-10-220

Your seasonal reminder that the gong at the beginning of Weird Al’s “Eat It” sounds better than the one starting Michael Jackson’s “Beat It”

You can’t do it all. It’s okay. We’re all just glad you made it this far.

Hi, as a gal who has had AI porn of herself thrown at her by nightmare people

This shit ain't funny, this isn't a Ha Ha Oh These Chuds. This is disgusting on so many levels. "Jessica" is made up of real women who are now unwillingly part of this digital homonculus. Fuck everyone involved.

I’m far more interested to see if he could survive working the shifts his employees do

"Buc-ee’s is demanding a jury trial."

Buc-ee's sincerely plans to find 12 people who can't tell the difference between a moose and a beaver.

In #DrWho , there is a race called "The Silence", who are creatures you only remember while you're looking at them. As soon as they leave your field of vision, you forget they ever existed.

And I'm pretty sure that explains the band Savage Garden.

Supposedly, but like any other practice, most orgs go through the motions without valuing the insight they gain

Yes, I know full well you’re going to do it anyway.

PSA:

Con season is coming up. In your near future, there’s a good chance you will have the opportunity to acquire an unopened pack of trading cards that is now 30, 40, or even 50 years old.

Do not — I cannot stress this enough — attempt to eat the bubble gum inside.

Trust me on this.

Agile is a religion, scrum is their church, and understanding the problem first is heresy.

I’m astonished that people who are able to drive, vote, and reproduce will lecture me on the importance of acquiring a currency that’s less useful than Kohl’s Cash

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YouTube video by Hungry Trilobyte Hungry Trilobyte #219 - John Vorhaus Talks Seriously About Comedy!

New Hungry Trilobyte! John Vorhaus talks about how much of comedy comes from suffering, and he and I discuss the importance of being true to yourself and your own voice.

(YT link, see next skeet for audio versions!)

youtu.be/7_QVaY7rwvg

And STTC is a special case. You put the same 2,400 people in a tube for seven days, we absolutely know who’s who