Aaron Bossig

For a modest fee, I can check in with you every nine minutes to tell you how to save money with 10-10-220

Your seasonal reminder that the gong at the beginning of Weird Al’s “Eat It” sounds better than the one starting Michael Jackson’s “Beat It”

You can’t do it all. It’s okay. We’re all just glad you made it this far.

Hi, as a gal who has had AI porn of herself thrown at her by nightmare people

This shit ain't funny, this isn't a Ha Ha Oh These Chuds. This is disgusting on so many levels. "Jessica" is made up of real women who are now unwillingly part of this digital homonculus. Fuck everyone involved.

I’m far more interested to see if he could survive working the shifts his employees do

"Buc-ee’s is demanding a jury trial."

Buc-ee's sincerely plans to find 12 people who can't tell the difference between a moose and a beaver.

In #DrWho , there is a race called "The Silence", who are creatures you only remember while you're looking at them. As soon as they leave your field of vision, you forget they ever existed.

And I'm pretty sure that explains the band Savage Garden.

Supposedly, but like any other practice, most orgs go through the motions without valuing the insight they gain

Yes, I know full well you’re going to do it anyway.

PSA:

Con season is coming up. In your near future, there’s a good chance you will have the opportunity to acquire an unopened pack of trading cards that is now 30, 40, or even 50 years old.

Do not — I cannot stress this enough — attempt to eat the bubble gum inside.

Trust me on this.

Agile is a religion, scrum is their church, and understanding the problem first is heresy.

I’m astonished that people who are able to drive, vote, and reproduce will lecture me on the importance of acquiring a currency that’s less useful than Kohl’s Cash

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New Hungry Trilobyte! John Vorhaus talks about how much of comedy comes from suffering, and he and I discuss the importance of being true to yourself and your own voice.

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And STTC is a special case. You put the same 2,400 people in a tube for seven days, we absolutely know who’s who

It's that time of year again.

#StopTheClot #BCAM2026

There is a notable history of people claiming they were treated poorly at STTC when they clearly were not there.

I’ve seen this at events like FanExpo as well, but it’s harder to disprove there because of the nature of the event.

If you were at STTC, *WE KNOW*

“Your honor, we firmly believe our customers are so stupid, they can’t tell a moose from a beaver.”

“Because of the Middle East, I think generational violence is a good thing” is a *hell* of a take!

LinkedIn needs an eBay-like review system, which shows what percentage of jobs posted are actually filled by people who want them.

That won’t happen, because LI doesn’t actually give a damn about their user base.

Growing up in the 80s and 90s, I have fond memories of the influence that Toys had on me. But looking back, it seems like that dynamic was a historical exception, and not really the rule which feels like a shame, because it really instilled the sense of imagination in me.

NGL, I mentally disengage whenever someone says “This is the real Star Trek”. Doesn’t matter if it’s something I love, hate, or haven’t seen… if your best take is to assume you can add to the saga like it’s made of LEGO, we don’t need to talk.

I think you just need to, at least once, totally embrace a much-disliked entry to understand 1) how important constructive criticism is and 2) how much nuance is needed between declaring something objectively bad or simply unexpected.

As far as I can tell, this is Cobra Commander telling Destro he doesn’t like the prices, and that he’s going to shop around.

Me in two vampire Cosplay

Day 27 of #28DaysofBlackCosplay
Queen Marceline & Fem’Starion (my favorite Vampire Drama Queens) #bg3 #adventuretime

~ I will do a live tomorrow 6pm PT on Insta to close off the month and thank all of you for your support! Come say hi and ask your questions about 28 Days of Black Cosplay!
#BHM

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I'm devastated to say that my close friend is at risk of being evicted. This incredible woman is the best person in the whole universe & doesn't deserve this.

$2670 needed by March 5, please donate or share!

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Not everything is a good guy vs. a bad guy.

Sometimes it's just two bad guys.

I had to shower in such a place once.

To say I felt conflicted would be doing it a disservice.

Paul Hogan’s surprise return to cinema:

What is your Star Trek project that only you would love?

I want to write a courtroom style episode, showing extreme conflict between Starfleet personnel…

… only to discover it’s the planning session for the database administration team.