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@dandyfloss.bsky.social

๐ŸŒŠ Cursed pirate captain ๐ŸŒŠ Twitch Partner ๐ŸŒŠ She/her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ ๐Ÿ–ผ๏ธ #artyfloss / ๐Ÿ”ž #dandyflirt โ„น http://dandyfloss.carrd.co ๐ŸŽฅ twitch.tv/dandyfloss ๐Ÿฆ x.com/DandyflossVT https://captaindandyfloss.com #vtuber #envtuber NoAI โŒ

3,688 Followers  |  406 Following  |  2,123 Posts  |  Joined: 24.07.2023  |  2.2555

Latest posts by dandyfloss.bsky.social on Bluesky

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I've always wanted to build a Breya deck, but I end up with a pile of 200 cards that I can never cut down.

Instead, I wanna ask the internet to build my deck for me. Leave a reply with a card to put in the deck ๐Ÿ‘‡

04.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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My subathon is over! It's been an amazing month and I'm so thankful for my incredible crew ๐Ÿซก

07.10.2025 11:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Played Magic at my LGS tonight, someone took 30 MINUTES EXTRA TIME to attempt to combo off with amulet titan, everyone was so angry at this guy wasting everyone's time all to attempt to earn a draw anyway since he was down 0-1 during all this :')

06.10.2025 22:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A lil practice
#artyfloss

06.10.2025 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ENTIRE film is LITTERED with product placement, and the fact he needs to order a freakin USB drive from Amazon to save the world is just so vile it rolls aorund to being hilarious

06.10.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gotta rewatch the 2005 version as a palette cleanser

06.10.2025 10:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Genuinely yeah

06.10.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Dark Souls art book

Dark Souls art book

Pages showing Quelaag and Gwynevere art

Pages showing Quelaag and Gwynevere art

I just found out my partner has an original art of Dark Souls book from when he bought the game on day 1 of original release??? Hot damn

06.10.2025 10:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 55    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watched the new War of the Worlds movie tonight, I took a sip of my drink every time a brand logo or name showed on screen and I ran out of drink in 40 minutes.

It's the most egregiously, offensive, money grab of a film I've EVER seen. Lazy script writing, terrible concept, waste of time ๐Ÿ˜ญ

05.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FACTUALLY UNTRUE

05.10.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The term "werewolf" uses the middle English word "wer" to refer to "man", therefore the middle English word "wif" referring to women means that a female werewolf should be called "wifewolf"

Pic unrelated

05.10.2025 18:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 100    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

AAAAAAAAAAA

05.10.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

nah u right tho

05.10.2025 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not even pirates are safe from the woke /jk

05.10.2025 13:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

GUH

05.10.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hmm it doesn't seem to want to activate

05.10.2025 11:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not all us cats are the same!!

05.10.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She poop on my deck til I keelhaul

05.10.2025 11:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

>:c I saw that

05.10.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noooo give the booty back

05.10.2025 10:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Please no, not again...

05.10.2025 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What did you do to make her look at you like this?

05.10.2025 10:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 105    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're actually antibiotics :( So I'm only on them temporarily

05.10.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big same, I know it's "technically" not chocolate but it's delicious either way

05.10.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My new meds taste of white hot chocolate, damn what the hell are they putting in them this rules

05.10.2025 09:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If you hide your gender identity to fit in, never feel like you've betrayed yourself๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

It's proof that you have a beautiful and kind heart.
Chiitan will continue to send out messages until the world becomes a place where you can live with confidence and be yourself.

04.10.2025 13:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5856    ๐Ÿ” 1692    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36

Aight bet, I even have a foil one

04.10.2025 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I've always wanted to build a Breya deck, but I end up with a pile of 200 cards that I can never cut down.

Instead, I wanna ask the internet to build my deck for me. Leave a reply with a card to put in the deck ๐Ÿ‘‡

04.10.2025 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Imagine fishnets on Dandy
#artyfloss

04.10.2025 17:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 73    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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