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Joaquín

@joaquin.bsky.social

Flowers, tech, banking, babies, and food and seconds

120 Followers  |  180 Following  |  136 Posts  |  Joined: 03.03.2023
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My three year old keeps asking to listen to the Hip Hop Demon Hunters, and I really want to play that for her.

14.02.2026 23:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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In your face: Close-up Photographer of the Year Awards 2026 – in pictures Animals, insects, flora and fauna – the world photographed in close-up in the annual competition dedicated to micro and macro photography. Cupoty 7 was won by underwater photographer Ross Gudgeon, tri...

www.theguardian.com/artanddesign... 🧪🌎🦑

08.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 53    🔁 19    💬 1    📌 1

This series of words does not make sense to any non-politico

05.02.2026 03:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social - you support this? You have courage to ask your colleagues if they support this? You don’t want to ask your colleagues to vote against funding this?

24.01.2026 16:44 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social someone is stealing your job.

23.01.2026 21:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not sure who at Apple needs to hear this, but Siri being a glorified pseudo Google search makes me never want to use it again.
A simple question to Apple here ends in a non-answer and extra steps vs a direct simple response from ChatGPT.

At this stage of expectations, this actively harms Apple.

11.01.2026 18:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pillars of creation as taken by JWST. But with googly eyes added to the pillars and floating santa hats on top. Don't ask...

Pillars of creation as taken by JWST. But with googly eyes added to the pillars and floating santa hats on top. Don't ask...

Merry Christmas! 🎄✨

🔭🧪🐡🎨

25.12.2025 16:19 — 👍 706    🔁 150    💬 10    📌 4

Here’s another link- archive.org/details/60mi...

23.12.2025 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Too much blank white space. Full just what’s been typed and leave the posts feed in the background.

16.12.2025 03:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was looking for just one comment about a Tan Suit scandal….

15.12.2025 03:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jolt Cola over here.

17.10.2025 20:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Stoke Space raises a whopping $510M to accelerate work on its fully reusable Nova launch system Stoke Space reveals that it has raised $510 million in fresh funding to accelerate development of its fully reusable Nova rocket.

Stoke Space, one of the Seattle area's brightest space startups, says $510 million in fresh funding brings total capital raised to nearly a billion dollars - and should clear the way for the first launches of its fully reusable Nova rocket next year. www.geekwire.com/2025/stoke-s...

08.10.2025 21:06 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

He said “fiancé”. Saved you a click.

01.10.2025 15:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Bluecrown passionflower.

Bluecrown passionflower.

Lovely passion flower - looks alien

14.09.2025 04:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🇨🇱

27.08.2025 19:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I see people smoking outside, I just gag at how disgusting their addiction is. Then I keep walking past them drinking my second triple grande, half-caf, soy, caramel macchiato because I can’t operate without my coffee, and think to myself that I’m perfect.

26.08.2025 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Only after I birthed God

26.08.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Across the span of human history, no words have more perfectly distilled the essence of existence and the defining spirit of our time.

20.08.2025 20:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am old enough to remember booting up the computer and while it did that you’d get coffee and whatnot. Now I’m old enough to remember every software update requiring restarting and getting two coffees and a bagel while rebooting multiple times and waiting for my tabs to reload.

07.08.2025 16:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What’s that? gprivate.com/62c7j

06.08.2025 02:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time I ask Siri a question, I am just reminded it’s a joke, just the latest iteration of letmegooglethat.com

06.08.2025 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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AI is great! What incredible use case here. My wife is going to love it.
Netflix’s new AI search tool’s recommendations for a Date Night movies:

03.08.2025 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Space entrepreneurs see defense projects as a future frontier for funding and innovation Military projects seem to be the most promising vehicles for getting commercial space ventures off the ground, Seattle-area entrepreneurs say.

Will the Golden Dome be a golden opportunity for commercial space ventures? Seattle-area entrepreneurs weigh in on the prospects for defense projects on the final frontier. www.geekwire.com/2025/space-d... #SeattleTechWeek

01.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1

But Paste literally is right there in the name.

26.07.2025 03:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Red and purple fuchsia flower with a blue sky above

Red and purple fuchsia flower with a blue sky above

Fuchsia was popping today!

13.07.2025 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trees and rivers and mountains to cleanse the soul.

06.07.2025 01:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gum rockrose is an amazing flower name.

17.06.2025 21:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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There was a time, long before portable speakers and Spotify playlists, when you could go to the beach, listen to the waves, feel the sun, and just exist peacefully. Now I’m a grumpy old man.

09.06.2025 04:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just a Lady’s Glove.

09.06.2025 04:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0