Remember when Team America: World Police was a movie and not a government blueprint?
Yeah, me neither.
Remember when Team America: World Police was a movie and not a government blueprint?
Yeah, me neither.
"Do you like scary movies? Maybe give this one a miss, then" according to Cain Noble-Davies' review of SCREAM 7
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Tom Blyth and Russell Tovey star in PLAINCLOTHES, reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies
Plainclothes is in cinemas 5 March
Somehow, Tropfest returned.
Trigger warning: Generative AI.
Reflecting on the ride home from Tropfest, and being hit with a sudden rush of crippling second-hand embarrassment (and even a bit of first-hand, will not clarify).
That SYD Confidential was given ANY consideration is a fucking joke. That it went home empty-handed is the mildest of mild comforts.
New Australian escape room thriller, THE RULES OF THE GAME, reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies
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It's been nearly two years (!) since I last went to the cinemas on my own time. Every other visit, it was for work.
But I knew I had to see Iron Lung, and I'm glad I did. Markiplier follows the footsteps of Radio Silence, shifting from YouTube CYOAs to proper quality horror filmmaking. Hell yeah.
"... this film is not an introductory lesson in criminology ..." Cain Noble-Davies reviews CRIME 101, in cinemas now
12.02.2026 03:39 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Come for Olivia Colman and John Lithgow, stay for the "moments of poignancy" according to Cain Noble-Davies' review of Sophie Hyde's super personal latest film, JIMPA, screening next as opening night film at Queer Screen - Mardi Gras Film Festival
09.02.2026 05:49 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
SCARLET is "… a dazzling fantasy epic with visuals, music, and pathos sharpened to a keen edge" according to Cain Noble-Davies' review.
Scarlet is in cinemas now
www.filmink.com.au/reviews/scar...
Might want to buckle up for this one.
Cain Noble-Davies reviews Steve Willems' feature debut APHELION, screening during Adelaide Fringe
The Rose - Come Back to Me is "… a solid band doco that sheds much-needed light on what goes on outside the K-pop bubble" according to Cain Noble-Davies' review.
The Rose - Come Back to Me is in cinemas 14 Feb
Aussie romcom ADDITION, starring Teresa Palmer, just doesn't add up, according to Cain Noble-Davies' review
Addition is in cinemas Thursday
Iron-Blooded Orphans is back! And on the big screen!
Cain Noble-Davies reviews the series/game feature film spin-off Mobile Suit Gundam: Iron-Blood Orphans – Urdr-Hunt: Path of the Little Challenger
PRIMATE, primitive but surprisingly effective monkey business, according to Cain Noble-Davies' review.
Primate is in cinemas next Thursday
Somebody to Love is a "… a funny and mindful romance worth falling for" according to Cain Noble-Davies' review.
Paolo 'Pefect Strangers' Genovese's Somebody to Love is in cinemas 22 January
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Not only is that not Walter's point (he is comparing Nazis to nihilists if you haven't seen the movie) but one should never ever EVER unironically quote Walter
Jeebus
"... amidst so much IP-reliant bloat and AI-generated dissociation, the grindhouse lives on."
Produced by and starring Australian iconoclast Nathan Hill, we review erotic thriller BITTER DESIRE, available now to rent and buy on Digital
People who serve thoughts and prayer on toast for breakfast have ZERO room to start lecturing anyone else on the efficacy of gun control.
15.12.2025 04:36 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
David or Goliath?
Biblical musical animation David, reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies
David is in cinemas this coming Thursday, 18 December.
Sydney Sweeney transforms in David Michod's CHRISTY, reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies
Christy is in cinemas 8 Jan
Six Seven...
SIX: The Musical Live! reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies
In cinemas January
James L. Brooks' ELLA MCCAY reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies
Ella McCay is in cinemas now
Mad lad Will Corlett runs 500kms over sever days in the Blue Mountains, captured in Romain Mongin's feature documentary King of the Mountains, reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies
08.12.2025 00:32 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Are you ready, kids?
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies.
In cinemas Boxing Day.
Aussie thriller UNBOXING is a "blend of screenlife and more traditional iso-horror filmmaking", reviewed by Cain Noble-Davies
Unboxing is available now to rent or buy on Amazon Prime
Jujutsu Kaisen: Execution is "formless mush" according to Cain Noble-Davies' review 👇
Jujutsu Kaisen: Execution is in cinemas now
We review Disney's Boxing Day release, RENTAL FAMILY, starring Brendan Fraser
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