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Moby-Dick is neither electronic-rock artist Moby nor a penis: discuss

people would rather house a cobra than a fluffy boi

even considering exotic pets, there’s no bears

bears are the only type of big wild animal that have evaded domestication for years and i think that’s honorable

literally this! but in this scenario i was just busy 😂 and that made me horrible and avoidant lmao like no i have a life

add a second question: what are ten better things i can be doing with my time? how do these people not have hobbies??? i’ve had people legit get angry at me for putting my phone down and going and doing things in the middle of an online argument. like uhhh i got shit to do!

i shouldn’t be surprised and yet…… do they not reflect on themselves at all whatsoever?

it’s become twitter again and i hate it

yuuuuuup spot on

and yet so long ago lmao

i mean there wouldn’t be much difference lmao

i have no evidence to back this up but i feel like the fall of HQ trivia is directly tied to the rise of individualism, and subsequently the rise of trump

hey remember when world war 3 started while i was on a fucking edible

tequila is made from plants, limes are fruits, so you basically have your fruits and veggies covered and you’re safe from scurvy i guess

noooooo

post the screenshot fuck em

Now that he’s started a war, I’ve completely forgotten that he’s a pedophile.

same help

world war 3 beginning after i drank half of a weed soda is just my luck

ok so i’m not just stoned

hey guys i had an edible uh is this as horrifying as it seems cuz that’s hilarious for me

BBC: Israel launches strikes on Iran. Loud explosions heard in Tehran.

How Kansas Republicans weaponized the law to target 300 trans driver's license holders SB 244 was put into effect virtually overnight, causing chaos, panic and fear in the trans community.

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EXACTLY. like i would maybe say it for a handful of the other og superman films too, but especially that first one. man who fell to earth RULES cuz it's bowie lol.

rollerball, the og mad max, zardoz, the man who fell to earth, death race 2000, the time machine… dunno if you would count superman?

exactly!!!!! i have like 30 other things i can do besides that

y’all are actually watching the SOTU??? you really have that little joy in your life that you can’t think of one other thing that you’d rather be doing? you know you’ll be able to watch hundreds of tiktoks about it tomorrow, right? please find a hobby.

been thinking about this for DAYS

the dummy has a great weight to it too

tara lipinsky and johnny weir, looking fabulous dressed as a festive bow. or maybe an angel. hard to say but it took a lot of white satin either way.

never change, johnny weir. never change.