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Look Deep Into My Eyes... No. God don't Deliver. Try UPS. *I am internet old. How many times do I have to watch people get taught the same lessons?*

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A dog curled up on a very battered and old armchair that should have be thrown away years ago but it’s Jack’s favourite spot.

Jack is a very hirsute and gentle border collie cross who has just been outside in the cold and wet, and didn’t care for it. He is looking pensive that he might get put out.

A dog curled up on a very battered and old armchair that should have be thrown away years ago but it’s Jack’s favourite spot. Jack is a very hirsute and gentle border collie cross who has just been outside in the cold and wet, and didn’t care for it. He is looking pensive that he might get put out.

My rescue Jack spent the first half of his life chained up and constantly exposed to the elements. On wet cold nights he’ll quietly sulk on his favourite chair until I “fix” the weather for him.

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My cat Burt giving anxious side eye

My cat Burt giving anxious side eye

I love orange cats who have resting anxiety face

06.12.2025 18:11 — 👍 57    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0

I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit

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Tweet from andrew (@AndrewChamings):

ME: I wasn't invited to the party

FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic

ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] Then I shall die alone

Tweet from andrew (@AndrewChamings): ME: I wasn't invited to the party FRIEND: Yeah, people think you're melodramatic ME: [slaps friend with silk glove] Then I shall die alone

06.12.2025 17:48 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

😭 What if that's how he became an outside boy! Who would do that to such a darling little man

ADONIS INSIDE... FOREVER

06.12.2025 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
orange cat looking suspicious in his holiday house

orange cat looking suspicious in his holiday house

it's snowing for one of the first times this year and he is just moping nervously around the house as if we're going to chuck him back out in it

06.12.2025 17:58 — 👍 723    🔁 33    💬 30    📌 2
[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore


Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside

500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

[Tumblr] vigilantsycamore Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

tis the season

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lol was watching batman this morning and got hit with "ignore all previous instructions"

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Chicken Ragù Bianco | 19
350-degree oven.)
Step 5
Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it.
Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.

10:26 < Chicken Ragù Bianco | 19 350-degree oven.) Step 5 Once the chicken has cooked, let it cool for a few minutes, then take it out of the liquid (but keep the cooking liquid in the pot) and let it cool until you can comfortably handle it. Pull off the skin and feed it to your dog, then pull off the meat in large shreds (chop the larger ones) and return the chicken to the cooking liquid.

did… did the dog write this recipe

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THERE'S THIS

Somehow

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THEY HAVE SHOES

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OH NO THERE'S BAGS

06.12.2025 18:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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All I have to do to activate the power of these sweaters is a members only jacket

You guys just don't know...

06.12.2025 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nice

06.12.2025 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm being driven insane do you know how many bad puns I could tell in a shirt like this?

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THERE'S SO MANY FUCKING TIGER SHIRTS ON THIS WEBSITE

Look how cool these are omg

06.12.2025 18:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Guys with my JOOTS

06.12.2025 18:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm bookmarking a lot of stuff here for some spring purchases I guess

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Omg! *points* THE CAT

06.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This is the best shit I've ever seen wtf

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Channeling the Kool-Aid man: OH YEAH

06.12.2025 17:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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Daily Nagoriyuki 06122025
#dailynago #ggst

06.12.2025 17:38 — 👍 24    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0
Gata peluda se espreguiçando na cama

Gata peluda se espreguiçando na cama

Stretch it out! 🌻😸😻🌼

06.12.2025 17:39 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

This amazing. You are wearing and living the dream

06.12.2025 17:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good god almighty everything on this website is amazing

Look what I found!!! It's over for me

06.12.2025 17:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Raccoons getting activated under this administration for some reason 🤔

06.12.2025 15:15 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Yo
#Digimon #DigimonBeatBreak #Gekkomon

06.12.2025 15:25 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0
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It's heaty bed season

06.12.2025 15:55 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

i would love a bathroom where i could just hose everything off and down a drain. i'd be in there with a pressure washer 3 times a week

06.12.2025 15:50 — 👍 234    🔁 2    💬 14    📌 1

I actually haven't but like you I desire to simply hose down the entire bathroom. I hate cleaning the bathroom, why is is it so shaped in ways? I am sick of this. Let me foam spray, then hose away!!!

06.12.2025 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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