Uzi Doorman

Oasis

Oh dude trust me, there used to be a Rabbi that haunted Bsky RP.

Tell you nothing makes you question your faith like a fucking porn bot of a Rabbi promoting his OnlyFans' Discord

"Sometimes. But somehow despite yourself you've come up with a great weapon!"

"I appreciate your assistance"

"Well obviously I meant it... Like... Specifically for this situation here. You have an overactive imagination"

"So duh like... You're very helpful. Is my point"

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"Oh shit like, heat seeking missiles but lasers and it shoots like a bunch of them?"

"That's actually such a good idea N. Thank you I'm probably gonna build that. You're so smart"

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she grips her scythe watching people below get excited for a few droplets of cash . it won't be an easy fight for those searching for him ， as there's another roadblock to be faced along the way . .

good luck to those sorry souls .

a close up of a cartoon character 's eyes that are glowing purple ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's eyes that are glowing purple

"Bounties? Now that's what I'm talking about! Things have been so slow And boring around here!"

"Alright, screw it! I don't even need the money, I'm just gonna do it for fun!"

#𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄

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anyone, from any group can participate, this SL is multiverse friendly.

can you skin the snake? be the one to take down orochimaru?

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𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐋 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒

#𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐄

orochimaru has a hit on him that’s worth $2,000,000. however— killing hin won’t be easy.

he’s slippery, clever and even more powerful thanks to the help of @selfishtothecore.bsky.social.

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"Nah, I'm blanking hard. I don't wanna be someone who peaks whole they're going with my Railgun"

"But... Man this impossible to come up with new weapons..."

"Maybe... A super drill?"

"Man. I'm gonna start making weapons again"

https://twitter.com/yuika9200/status/1728745005022650734

"Humans are fricken weird and no way you're getting anything from me!"

"That being said I do have this picture I took"

#SeductiveSunday

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⠀⠀⠀【 𝐈𝐓 ' 𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 ！】

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⠀⠀⠀【 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐆𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 】
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"Well, my tail keeps making me wear bows and pull horrifying, horrible pranks on my friends"

"Sometimes it almost starts the apocalypse. And... When I hear Russian all I can see is Dolls Corpse."

"The last thing she did was warn me. Her final message just... 'fight back.' It's haunting"

"I stopped questioning things when I blew J clean in half with my Railgun and she showed up like two days later"

"And also the next day as an Eldritch abomination but that wasn't really J. Pretty sure it was Cyn"

"Point being, who fricken knows"

"Worse. She left herself. I'm not gonna pretend I understand how it works, but when I beat Cyn I had to eat her core"

"Otherwise she was just gonna come back. But she ate Doll's Core."

"And now I have both of them in my head. Cyn speaks through my tail and I hear Russian in my dreams!"

"Nah it's not like humans. It's complicated. They like, coded a mix of themselves into a pod and the pod harvests the data"

"Then they upload me into... Me. Which, at least I'm sure my Dad regrets."

"Also beans are a human food"

ᴄᴀʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴᴛ, ꜱᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀꜱ ɪ ᴀᴍ.

Gang. Always credit the art. Seriously.

Oasis

Wow... That's a LOT of uncredited art. I was hoping it was a one time thing

"I was made because my mom and my dad loved each other very much but cool beans lady."

"But I like your hair. Purple for life right?"

"Oh don't worry I don't abuse it. Besides I'm still learning how to use these sick ass Solver Powers"

"Doll was strong... Way stronger than me. If she hadn't..."

She seemed to break character for a moment, seeming distressed

"She could do a lot I couldn't. Same with Cyn. I need to learn"

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"... Okay cool, so same question. Are you coming onto me?"

"Or maybe it's more of a, is that a threat or a promise moment"