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Casey Jones

@caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social

“Who do you think you are? Bring it, punk! Scum-sucking, law breakers of the world, prepare to taste hardwood! When I’m done, your whole body’s gonna be busted!”

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“Oh right. You hate that nickname. Even with a name like Killer at the end”

14.01.2026 08:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

“Auggie Killer”

14.01.2026 08:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

// No no. It’s too late. Don’t try to fix it.

14.01.2026 06:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

// ………….Oh.

………….well age and bad posture.

14.01.2026 06:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

// Age comes for us all.

14.01.2026 06:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

// If you get the Gondor Primulon joke, first of all, nice. I love you. I respect you.

Secondly? How’s your back? Back pain?
Me too.

14.01.2026 06:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

// Goongala
Googoogaga
Gorgonzola
Gondor Primulon

14.01.2026 06:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“GOONGALA!”

grabs a man by his ankles and tosses him through a window

14.01.2026 05:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“I mean, I can…but I don’t know if you can. I’m pretty sure you’re…you know…”

14.01.2026 04:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Shredder, you can’t just ask someone to take it off.

14.01.2026 04:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

// gonna be honest. I may have forgot Bebop had eyes

13.01.2026 08:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

…………

“I’ll buy you a fifth bag.”

he attempts to shove Cheetos into his mouth, forgetting he’s still wearing his mask

07.01.2026 19:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

taps her shoulder from the other side as a distraction and grabs a fistful of Cheetos

07.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“…………………GOONGALA!”

07.01.2026 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“……………..”

07.01.2026 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

“………………………………………”

07.01.2026 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am going to GOONgala

05.01.2026 07:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s already happened a few times.

You know. Sports. Getting into fights. Being a vigilante. Quality father son time. And watching too much television.

28.12.2025 19:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

………………..hmmmmm………..

…pondering…

28.12.2025 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

You left yourself wide open. Also nice legs.

…uh, boots too. I guess.

28.12.2025 18:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

throws snowball at legs

28.12.2025 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

// listen I actually accidentally set my alarm for an early work shift despite the fact I’m off today and I just woke up again and I burnt my waffle by accident

You might have a good idea but I got shit to do lol

28.12.2025 17:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

// titty mcgriddle

28.12.2025 17:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

// I think o need sleep

28.12.2025 08:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ganzoobaloobalooo

28.12.2025 08:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gabagooooo

28.12.2025 08:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Gorgonzola

28.12.2025 08:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

GOOOOOOOOOOOOON

…gala

28.12.2025 08:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“NO WARNINGS FOR LAWBREAKERS…

…apologies to those who get caught in the crossfire.”

17.12.2025 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“GOONGALA!”

he screams on a rooftop

17.12.2025 03:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0