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@upthetwerx.bsky.social

Twerk Positive. Up The Twerx. Smash The State. Roller skater. Virgin. Don't follow me. Not nice. Viva Palestina ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ SATX She/Her

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Couldnโ€™t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

06.12.2025 04:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 650    ๐Ÿ” 83    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Satirical news headline: Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat "3 to 4 kids, max" this Christmas

Satirical news headline: Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat "3 to 4 kids, max" this Christmas

03.12.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 495    ๐Ÿ” 124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

2025 has been the year of vindicated haters.

06.12.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooooh there it is for real

06.12.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

paul dano has publicly raised money for gaza and now everything makes sense

06.12.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

05.12.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20187    ๐Ÿ” 6087    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 614    ๐Ÿ“Œ 377
you can always x, itโ€™s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a manโ€™s Meta glasses, itโ€™s always morally correct

you can always x, itโ€™s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a manโ€™s Meta glasses, itโ€™s always morally correct

06.12.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5832    ๐Ÿ” 1213    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 16

Where are the #fathers

06.12.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธSLUTS

06.12.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they are able to imagine you having the ability to make a sandwich they're gonna give it up.

06.12.2025 02:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyways I got Redken Extreme. I haven't had a conditioner with silicone in it for like...a decade but I think it might be the key. But I wish the behetrimonium methosulfate and behetrimonium chloride were switched.

06.12.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ulta is gonna keep my loyalty just because they make ingredients searchable. Being able to narrow down which products to consider based on my preferred combination of ingredients is ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ

06.12.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's basically a step down from a sulphate!

06.12.2025 02:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know there's something wrong with me because I look at ingredients lists for shampoos like "ooooh sodium c14-16 olefin sulfonate?! My favorite surfactant!" ๐Ÿ˜ญ

06.12.2025 01:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't like that Pantone made a black woman the face of answering for this fuck ass decision "White is a color." Literally no it's not. As a paint company you should know it's a tone.

06.12.2025 00:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't know why it wasn't completely obvious that my grandmother taught me to cook. It's very clearl in everything I do that I'm a millennial shaped by a silent generation woman.

05.12.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My mom can't cook. I can but I never want to. Neither of my parents taught me. I'm 37 years old and my dad just made the connection today and was like "...who taught you how to cook?!" It was so funny lol

05.12.2025 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I feel asleep before Heated Rivalry released last night and all day I've been like ..can't watch this at work....but what if...๐Ÿค”

05.12.2025 20:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sativa been my ADHD meds since 2005.

05.12.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just need to say out loud that everyday I wake up angry that I didn't get the HEB metal long sleeve. Every. Day.

05.12.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have the EXACT same frustrating conversations about using our app with both Boomers and Gen Z. Like why am I explaining to a 24 year old how to create an account or reset their password?

05.12.2025 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tarantino was projecting his deepest insecurities about himself onto Dano because he doesn't understand why Dano has such a brilliant career and the only director that will cast Tarantino in anything is Tarantino himself.

05.12.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've met one of his directing besties and let me tell you...PROTO-INCEL.

05.12.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Quentin Tarantino sees Paul Dano as someone on par with him looks wise and is mad that Paul Dano gets bitches. But 1. Quentin Tarantino is ugly and 2. Quentin Tarantino is a fucking creep. He's literally proto-incel back when incels at least tried to have some form of talent.

05.12.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God forbid women have hobbies!

05.12.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Somebody needs to get out there and teach those pigeons how to be birds again.

05.12.2025 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone here with political aspirations, please take note. We live in an era, policy-wise where there is such a dearth of humanity that if you simply allow basic fundamental baby-brained levels of human decency to guide your policy itโ€™s like 99% certain youโ€™ll be goddamn Superman to the average voter

05.12.2025 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1395    ๐Ÿ” 355    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

There aren't jean brands specifically for hockey players for no reason! The casting??๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ๐ŸคŒ๐Ÿฟ

05.12.2025 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hockey player bodies? I can spot the work of a bi woman at 50 clicks.

05.12.2025 02:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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