𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖈𝖐-𝕿𝖍𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖊𝖉 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖗𝖊

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

Satirical news headline: Nova Scotian mall insists giant tree will only eat "3 to 4 kids, max" this Christmas

2025 has been the year of vindicated haters.

Oooooh there it is for real

paul dano has publicly raised money for gaza and now everything makes sense

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

you can always x, it’s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a man’s Meta glasses, it’s always morally correct

Where are the #fathers

🗣️SLUTS

If they are able to imagine you having the ability to make a sandwich they're gonna give it up.

Anyways I got Redken Extreme. I haven't had a conditioner with silicone in it for like...a decade but I think it might be the key. But I wish the behetrimonium methosulfate and behetrimonium chloride were switched.

Ulta is gonna keep my loyalty just because they make ingredients searchable. Being able to narrow down which products to consider based on my preferred combination of ingredients is 🤌🏿

It's basically a step down from a sulphate!

I know there's something wrong with me because I look at ingredients lists for shampoos like "ooooh sodium c14-16 olefin sulfonate?! My favorite surfactant!" 😭

I don't like that Pantone made a black woman the face of answering for this fuck ass decision "White is a color." Literally no it's not. As a paint company you should know it's a tone.

I don't know why it wasn't completely obvious that my grandmother taught me to cook. It's very clearl in everything I do that I'm a millennial shaped by a silent generation woman.

My mom can't cook. I can but I never want to. Neither of my parents taught me. I'm 37 years old and my dad just made the connection today and was like "...who taught you how to cook?!" It was so funny lol

I feel asleep before Heated Rivalry released last night and all day I've been like ..can't watch this at work....but what if...🤔

Sativa been my ADHD meds since 2005.

I just need to say out loud that everyday I wake up angry that I didn't get the HEB metal long sleeve. Every. Day.

I have the EXACT same frustrating conversations about using our app with both Boomers and Gen Z. Like why am I explaining to a 24 year old how to create an account or reset their password?

Tarantino was projecting his deepest insecurities about himself onto Dano because he doesn't understand why Dano has such a brilliant career and the only director that will cast Tarantino in anything is Tarantino himself.

I've met one of his directing besties and let me tell you...PROTO-INCEL.

I think Quentin Tarantino sees Paul Dano as someone on par with him looks wise and is mad that Paul Dano gets bitches. But 1. Quentin Tarantino is ugly and 2. Quentin Tarantino is a fucking creep. He's literally proto-incel back when incels at least tried to have some form of talent.

God forbid women have hobbies!

Somebody needs to get out there and teach those pigeons how to be birds again.

Anyone here with political aspirations, please take note. We live in an era, policy-wise where there is such a dearth of humanity that if you simply allow basic fundamental baby-brained levels of human decency to guide your policy it’s like 99% certain you’ll be goddamn Superman to the average voter

There aren't jean brands specifically for hockey players for no reason! The casting??🤌🏿🤌🏿🤌🏿

Hockey player bodies? I can spot the work of a bi woman at 50 clicks.