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Satirical thoughts of Dumb Oafs Grifting Everywhere

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Musk says DOGE is halting Treasury payments to US contractors Musk said DOGE was shutting down payments to Lutheran Family Services, a faith-based charity that has been providing social services to refugees.

It’s well know President Trump doesn’t pay his bills. Mr. Musk is helping him realize the same for the federal government.

@fortune.com : “Musk says DOGE is halting Treasury payments to US contractors”

fortune.com/2025/02/02/m...

03.02.2025 16:08 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Musk’s DOGE Brings in HR Consultant Focused on ‘Non-Woke’ DEI 'Aligned With Our Faith’ “It’s simply just a non-woke version, offering employers an alternative approach to diversity and inclusion.”

The new head of HR promotes diversity of thought, just so long as diversity doesn’t include historically marginalized peoples or non-“Christian” values.

@404media.co : “Musk’s DOGE Brings in HR Consultant Focused on ‘Non-Woke’ DEI 'Aligned With Our Faith’”

www.404media.co/musks-doge-b...

01.02.2025 17:14 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Elon Musk Says He's Turned The DOGE Office In Washington His Bedroom Musk has been staying at DOGE's offices in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building, just a stone's throw away from the White House.

This is a tried and true strategy for him. He does this every time he’s about to completely take over an enterprise and claim all the credit for past and future successes.

@ndtv.com : “Elon Musk Says He's Turned The DOGE Office In Washington His Bedroom”

www.ndtv.com/world-news/e...

01.02.2025 17:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
reuters.com

It’s a lock-in! It’s a ketamine-inspired new means of government team building.

www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...

01.02.2025 03:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DOGE claims they are saving approximately $1 Billion a day by cutting DEI programs. Easy to cut a billion from the ledger when the funds are just transferred to oligarchs and Russia.

01.02.2025 03:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

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