Hammersmith

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

I can't wait to see all of my mutuals that play Fortnite regularly to not touch the game for the entirety of the season in solidarity of all of their trans homies! It's so nice knowing so many people that aren't just allies when it's convenient for them! 🙂💖

Hint. Fucking. Hint.

You're not fighting a Stallaris autist you're fighting regular programmer autism. It's very basic whitebread autism.

You can take him.

Kill.

Hey, friendly reminder that Scott Cawthon's donations to the GOP literally contributed to SNAP suspension and you shouldn't buy or stream Five Nights at Freddy's anything.

Me 🤝 @mariathaldore.bsky.social

Watching @heyhelloitdoe.bsky.social get the flop sweats in real time while we woop for chaos and 17 innings.

I love the costco hotdog. The minute that goes Costco burns.

IT'S TONIGHT‼️

Welcome to the 🎃 AUTUMN OF SLAUGHTER 🦇 !!!
#AUTUMNOFSLAUGHTER

Gotta repost my mahjong content from twt to here:

COP FIGHT COP FIGHT

halloween special

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FSHammersmith - Twitch SPOOKY SASHIMI TIME

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SQUID GAMES against Nuclear Squid

✨ back to work girlboss your ugly ceo needs more $ to invest in the AI bubble ✨

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Valve isn't nice or your friend, its just that no one has a gun to their head demanding they meet some made up growth goal every year or else. So they just do what works and makes money with as little risk as possible. Like a normal fucking business.

The author's thinly disguised fetish.

People are going to be found next to their computer/handheld as withered husks with this collab still playing on it.

People are going to DIE.

A Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin’s dad is going to read him a bedtime story. First panel: Calvin’s dad, scanning a bookshelf: “What story would you like tonight? We can read anything except—“ Calvin, from bed, excited: “The Voynich Manuscript!” Second panel: Calvin’s dad, deeply exasperated: “NO! No Voynich Manuscript tonight! We’ve tried to decipher that book a million times!” Calvin, yelling: “I want the Voynich Manuscript!” Third panel: Calvin’s dad, trying to reason with him: “Look, you *know* how the story goes! You’ve memorized the whole thing! It’s completely unreadable!” Calvin: “I want mysterious glyphs and sigils!” Fourth panel: Calvin, in bed and staring wide-eyed into the dark: “Wow, the story was different *that* time!” Hobbes, also in bed and staring: (a long string of incomprehensible characters).

what is dis widget?

YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.

OK, internet hiccough but we're rolling again

FSHammersmith - Twitch SKELETON MONSTER WAR

Gonna do some Nature Trail to Hell in Monhun today, the new event stuff looks fun.

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a car is driving down a street in front of a fence and a hedge . ALT: a car is driving down a street in front of a fence and a hedge .

They can't shoot us all, go!

Don't fuckle with the shuckle.

Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

The Goon Squad, by Daniel Kolitz Loneliness, porn’s next frontier, and the dream of endless masturbation

“Picture this: you work for the masturbation factory in hell.”

That line made me bust out laughing. This is such a great story.

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No one can hurt Canada more than Canada has hurt canada