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A white hat with an orca whale on it. It says "Fuck them boats".

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Orca Whale Hat.
I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the orcas in the Great Orcas vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team orca.
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Oh, some of you bozos think abolishing ice is political? Sure, and I bet ketchup vs. mustard is somehow a partisan debate too.

A white mug with the Icee polar bear on it. It has red and blue stripes and says "Abolish ICE. Keep families together".

I'm sick and tired of the constant political content on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Abolish ICE mug.
Why would a polar bear want to get rid of ice? I don't know. It doesn't make sense to me. I'm just happy to see something apolitical on here for once.
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Red Bull energy drinks get their name from the two ounces of bull blood found in each can.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

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I was criticized for promoting my Patreon. People spent $74.6 million to see the 2019 film Cats in theaters. It would take 34,158 years for Low Quality Facts to bring in as much money. I like to think I provide as much entertainment value as Cats.
Here's my Patreon:
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Wow, that's crazy.

To prevent eye strain, you should keep your eyes less than one inch from your phone screen at all times.

Stay healthy, friends.

Instead of wasting the time and effort to walk manually, I just ask ChatGPT what to do after my left foot steps forward.

I would like to clarify that frogs CAN cast magic without a wizard hat, but most frogs refuse to do so because it feels inauthentic.

A blanket with a green frog wearing a wizard hat and robes. He's reading a book, which two toads are sitting on.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Frog Mage blanket. All frogs are capable of casting magic, but sadly most never do because they don't own a wizard hat.
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Louis Vuitton does not create their own handbags. They collect bass from thrift shops, and then add their logo onto them.

Their profit margins must be insane.

1 Pirate: Time to walk the plank. 2 Me: sure, where's his leash haha 3 Pirate: lol good one you're first mate now

We made a comic about pirates.

That's fair.

People experience less anxiety and stress if they sleep under a weighted blanket that weighs at least 240 pounds.

That's good to know.

A white hat with an orca whale on it. It says "Fuck them boats".

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Orca Whale Hat.
I don't have a ton of faith in humanity, but I do appreciate how we've all decided to side with the orcas in the Great Orcas vs. Boats War. An orca could literally bite my arm off tomorrow and I would still be team orca.
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"I created my own little character. He's a toad that's obsessed with potatoes. Calling him Potatoad. It's guaranteed to be the next big thing. " -Barack Obama

I can't wait.

The most expensive pizza in the world costs $20,000. It is topped with pepperoni, sausage, and a baseball that has been autographed by Babe Ruth.

I want to order one.

Astronomy is so fascinating.

Three wooden panda figures. One is standing, one is slumped, and the other is standing on his head.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for these Handcrafted Panda Figurines. Pandas went extinct in 1912, but were brought back in 1974 when scientists successfully crossbred a zebra with a raccoon.
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Studies have found that most people believe the meaning of life is to sit in a cubicle and perform monotonous tasks five days a week.

Yikes.

Friendly reminder that Charles Darwin was a total dick.

Very disappointing this one didn't pan out.

The Pythagorean theorem mathematically proves that triangles are the ugliest shape.

Math is so interesting.

A grey onesie that says Mommy's Little Meatball.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Mommy's Little Meatball onesie. I don't have a baby. I don't really like babies. But if I did have a baby, it would wear this onesie all day every day.
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I love whales.

Interracial friendships are illegal in Louisiana.

That sucks.

Genius.

1 Weatherman: Drive with caution, there is a dense fog advisory. 2 Guy *looks out window.* 3 Dense fog: A pound of bricks has to weigh more than a pound of feathers. It just has to. 4 Guy: Wow it’s dense alright.

We made a comic about fog.

Horses wear blinders while racing because they have a fear of peripheral vision.

Wow, I never knew that.

100% of people who do not like tacos become serial killers. That is why if you are ever arrested the first thing police will do is ask if you're hungry and offer you a taco.