Low Quality Facts

Cookie Monster was the first openly antisemitic Sesame street character.

Personally, I don't think the children's show needed to have any antisemitic puppets.

The moon landing was an especially good day for Buzz.

This cat, like most cats, is clearly a proud member of the Yakuza.

A large black woven blanket featuring an orange tabby cat holding a samurai sword in its mouth, with koi fish tattoos on its chest.

Someone complained that I've been posting about cats too much lately. So naturally, today's Low Quality Ad is for this Cat Blanket. Keep the complaints coming pal, there's more where this came from.
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Pac-Man became so popular because it was the only arcade game that would accept nickels.

Pac-Man is actually a sentient nickel.

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Oh wow, that's so easy.

The sentence "Everybody loves Raymond" is said in every single episode of the show Everybody Loves Raymond.

I somehow never knew this.

I can't believe some of you are actually attempting to politicize the frozen state of water.

A white hoodie featuring a graphic design centered on the chest. The design includes an illustration of amber whiskey being poured from a bottle into a glass, framed by a black border. The text above and below the graphic reads, "I TAKE MY WHISKEY NEAT BECAUSE FUCK ICE."

I am sick and tired of the nonstop political content on here, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Whiskey Hoodie. Everyone hates it when your drink is so cold that it hurts your teeth. So yes, I think we can all agree on saying FUCK ICE.
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I'll let you know if I ever see it go back in stock! That was one of my favorites I've seen on there.

Strike Gently - UFO Sunset Blanket Aliens crashing the rodeo. This woven blanket is thick, durable, and definitely better than another boring grey throw. Use it on the couch or hang it on...

Unfortunately it must have sold out! I think they only make a limited number of each one. Closest I can find is a cowboy UFO one.
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Europeans avoided the southern hemisphere for thousands of years because the Catholic Church claimed that crossing the Equator could change your sexual orientation.

History is so interesting.

1 Me: He froze like a deer in the headlights. 2 Deer: Okay tough guy, what would you do? Me: It’s just an expression. 3 Deer: No, no, no. You’re standing there, suddenly all you see is a blinding light. What’s your plan? I want to hear it. 4 Me, frowning: I would freeze. Deer: I fucking thought so.

This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

I gave up over seven million followers on Twitter to be on Bluesky full time. Yes, as I'm sure many of you have guessed by now, I am Gordon Ramsay.

Salvador Dali kept his signature mustache so he could use the tips of it to paint if he ever forgot a brush.

A true artistic genius.

Amazing.

I have never seen any of the Scream movies. I did not know there was a new Scream movie. I was not aware of the very strong feelings everyone had about the new Scream movie. I apologize for all the pain and suffering I have caused.

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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this No, You Hang Up pin. Heartwarming conversations like this used to be commonplace. Romance died the day we all collectively became too anxious to talk on the phone.
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Corn is the most dangerous crop to grow because hot temperatures can cause the ears to unexpectedly pop with the force of a hand grenade.

That's so scary.

Seems wasteful.

I've always suspected.

Mountain peaks are often covered in snow because snow always rises.

That makes sense.

I'd buy this mug for all my friends if I wasn't too busy drinking pover-tea.

A person's hands holding a white ceramic mug featuring a cartoon illustration of a shivering tea bag with a sad face and pink cheeks. The text "Anxie-tea" is written vertically next to the tea bag.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Anxie-tea Mug. Not my favorite kind of tea. I'd say it's worse than oolong tea but better than morbidi-tea.
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If you freeze 50 pounds of water it will only make one pound of ice.

That blows my mind.

That's crazy.

"I created my own little character. He's a toad that's obsessed with potatoes. Calling him Potatoad. It's guaranteed to be the next big thing. " -Barack Obama

I can't wait.

The Statue of Liberty was meant to be a Trojan Horse-esque attack on the United states, but France forgot to fill the statue with soldiers.

Whoops.

I somehow never knew this.