Vinny

All that said.. I'd pick Helly R. too bro. She bangin. 👌

Lost was the same way and I was out on that way early in the series because polar bears? Really??

I'm not trying to do homework just so I can understand why this happened or why this person did this or said that.. just explain it to me like I'm a five year old with a peanut brain. Because I am.

One thing I hate about shows like Severance is that they're just being complicated for the sake of being complicated.

Even when they attempt to explain something, it has to be so convoluted that you have more questions than answers after every episode.. and that's annoying AF.

Take iron chef, add equal parts anime, Mr.beast, and Squid game. Throw in a dash of jocks vs nerds/proletariat vs. bourgeoisie .. and you get Culinary Class Wars on Netflix.. what a dope ass show. Self-Made Chef is my boy!!

Is there an official age that you absolutely and thoroughly enjoy cutting up and eating everything with a fork and knife? Because if not, it's now 36yo.

Republican's do a good job of making dumb motherfuckers think they're smarter than they are.

It's why they all think they're smarter than actual doctors and scientists..

How do you make dumbasses understand they're dumbasses?

Figure this out and we can finally live in a utopia lol

Thanks Mike Golic Jr

Imagine hating someone so much the world rewards you for it.

There's no old person named Josh..

The amount of people that let their dog shit on the sidewalk that's literally next to a gigantic grass pathway is STAGGERING.

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“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯

Pro tip: if you fart at work and you're scared someone might come up to you and smell it and know you 100% definitely farted, put on some hand sanitizer before they get too close. It'll mask the smell.

Dont ask why I know this.

Imagine you order a root beer from a dyslexic waiter and they bring you beet root.

My day would be ruined.

Since when tf was it ever spelled smoky instead of smokey?!

I'm fucking pissed.

Mike McCarthy is the Kirk Cousins of head coaches.

On a scale from skeleton to gahh damn, is thicc bigger than pudgy?

Anyone who uses the term "with child" instead of pregnant is 1000% a psycho.. Stay away

Fuckin weirdo Uncle Fester lookin asses. #Dune2

Can dudes just stop being fucking dorks all the time for God sake?

I wonder how that Mystery guy from the pick up artist is doing..

You think he still be wearing that funny hat??

Anytime my dog busts through the door into the bathroom to say hi I say "The Upper roooom.."

Real ones know. #Life

I think a big factor on why there isn't a bigger class warfare in this country is because billionaires are so obscenely rich that the huge majority of regular folk are not able to grasp just what obscenely rich really, truly means.

Their wealth/greed is literally incomprehensible..

Christmas music has a very unique way of all sounding the same yet being able to recognize every song almost instantly.

The tiktok shop algorithms have entrapped me in their web and I can't stop buying things.

I almost welcome the ban at this point. Release me from this hell. My wallet is begging.

Yikes. If the game is full of people like you, then thank God I left too. Lol

Enjoy your dying game! ❤️❤️

Giving bubbles to Thor would be dope.

I miss being a tank and having a tank buddy to play off of in ow1 😢

Has enough time passed where people have realized that Fall Out Boy is a far worse, cringy, corny ass band than Nickelback ever was or not yet?

That day will come sooner or later.