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It’s that awkward three day period between Halloween and Christmas.

‘The world said I was dead - in so many ways I was’: Paul McCartney on the lost years after the Beatles In 1969, as the band imploded, the singer was 27, depressed and drowning in a sea of legal and personal rows. He hadn’t died, as rumour had it, but he was struggling. He introduces an oral history of how his family’s escape to a remote Scottish farm helped him move on from John, George and Ringo

‘The world said I was dead - in so many ways I was’: Paul McCartney on the lost years after the Beatles

Dutch voters have been seduced by positivity – liberals elsewhere, take note | Simon van Teutem By selling hope alongside progressive patriotism, the centrist D66 party widened its appeal and beat the far right, says Dutch journalist Simon van Teutem

Dutch voters have been seduced by positivity – liberals elsewhere, take note | Simon van Teutem

I would like to protest against Christmas's illegal occupation of November.

Was He white? Or wholemeal? Theologians refuse to respond

It’s the survival of the wittiest.

simp stands for spaghetti in my pants

“And lead us not into temptation
But deliver us from Evil”

Sure, no Evil
But Idk, i mean maybe just a little bit of temptation

a bucket list is setting a goal
a fuck it list is letting it go

It'd be great if all the baseball fans would extend the same courtesy of tolerance to other groups when they celebrate their interests.
You're not into Taylor Swift's music, or Eurovision, or whatever? Just smile and enjoy seeing other people having fun.

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone dislikes one of my posts

Toronto, you will not taste victory until you sacrifice Drake

Can’t wait to use my extra hour tomorrow for depression napping like God intended.

Lower the listening end of a stethoscope into your aquarium and mouth the words softly to the end where the heart goes. "I want you to get a second opinion. Doctor Swim Through Holes is not even an x-ray machine"

Staying up until midnight, hoping to get in on some of this time travel.

If someone actively dislikes a post I make, I will move seamlessly on with my hollow existence.

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

The Waffle House at midnight. A drunk concert goers best friend.

everyone deserves to eat; for example, Donald Trump and every single person who works for him and supports him deserves to eat shit

imagine their faces this Thanksgiving when you confess that you’re in a loving relationship with a chat bot

Give us Lord our daily fiber. Forgive us our diets' lack of fruits and vegetables. Save us from the leftover Halloween candy. Now and Later, Good & Plenty. Amen.

Meme with "God" - a man with long white hair and beard dressed in a white robe - pointing a rifle at planet Earth and saying "That's enough".

On the seventh day ...

Good news, you guys: my Hallowe'en costume just arrived.

they should make it so you can dislike the dislike button

Without even thinking, complimented a couple of strangers tonight, “Hey, love those thigh-high black suede platform boots”, and, “Killer led light-up 8” disco ball, dude - Where’d you pick that up?” and ended up in conversations about shoes, quantum entanglements, and Isaac Asimov. Win-Win situation

I sneezed on a crowded elevator. It was the loud, high-pitched, dog-toy kind that startles everyone into silence.

A woman in the back corner, without looking up from her phone, quietly said, "Bless you, ma'am."

—I spent the next six floors questioning my entire identity.

Absentmindedly reaches back to pet your head.

She said, "Your skin is your biggest organ."

I said with a wink, "Well, maybe YOUR skin is your biggest organ."

Anyway, she's been in the ladies' room for like an hour and I'm starving.

Here’s How the AI Crash Happens The U.S. is becoming an Nvidia-state.

so @matteowong.bsky.social & I wrote on data centers: arguably the most important buildings in the world & are, in a way, holding the economy hostage. Byzantine financial instruments, private equity, depreciating tech, hype, $trillion valuations. it’s all there. an ai crash prob starts here.