new poop just dropped

5/10

5/10

4/10

turned the water brown.

2.3/10

damn i think i’ve been forgetting to update here because i have definitely pooped several times in the last few days. it has not been 8 days since i last pooped. i did NOT take zofran.

4/10

6/10

5/10

7/10

revising my score. it’s a 9/10. long log, came out quick, no stomachache, practically a ghost wipe, and felt refreshed after. it needs to be more spiritually aligning to be a true 10/10 i think but ill revisit if need be

“god damn it’s like a fire hose” — me, after looking down at the forearm length turd below me

8/10

diarrhea. five guys doing damage to my guts

3/10

first public restroom shit at the poopiatrist

6/10

7/10

7/10

period poo

like exorcising a demon

3/10

fighting for my fucking life 2nd day of my period feeling like i’m delivering a goddamn child. megan thee stallion save me save me megan thee stallion

6/10

7/10

7/10

8/10

7/10

its very much unfinished, but after 8 days and 9 hours of trying to make this shit come out, the baby was finally delivered. let me tell you, the tears of relief that welled up in my eyes as i felt the turd start to unload… we are so back.