Zee (BHP)

But first an internet troll.

“Hello love, I just driving my vehicle to our domicile when I started a riot by taking too long to order at the Super Deluxe drive thru.“

Thats not me.

“It happened again. Call Larry.”

Maybe me.

“I can still see a car”

Like…this is wall to wall cop speak.

Weird thing that apparently we need say now.

If the regime produces text messages where I refer to my car as a “vehicle” that wasn’t me.

Car? Sure. Shitbox? Definitely.

Vehicle? That’s a goddamned cop in my phone.

We all are.

“Hey Gemini, can you rewrite this report as a conversation between the shooter and his MtF lover? - Thanks so much!”

Other notable word choices: drop point, evidence, “clothing,” “swept “ as in by police, and “retrieve.”

Also - anyone know a zoomer who calls their dad “old man” who ISNT playing Ponyboy in their high school rendition of The Outsiders?

I’m convinced this was written by a 22 year old.

I’m just not convinced it wasn’t a 22 year old intern.

It’s time for the “Actually Read the Primary Source” Challenge.

It’s possible these two are just the biggest dorks on the planet.

But that would be weird because usually the biggest dorks on the planet ARE FEDS.

It was a joke that I made. And it was funny, thanks.

I think of it more like when your lover starts working out and dressing up all of a sudden…and you know it’s not for you.

They don’t know exactly what’s going on, but they caught the disrespect.

Basically Cracker Barrel is trying to avoid having the same “history” section on Wikipedia as Fanta. Or Volkswagen.

The code ring is two-fold:

The new CEO realized Cracker Barrel was being perma-branded to crackers

AND also,

The completely correct breakdown from @pearlmania500.bsky.social seen here:

www.instagram.com/reel/DNyWfob...

To be fair, “journalist” is doing a lot of heavy lifting when talking about writing for Reason.

Academia!

LAPD destroying small businesses. Better throw them all in a foreign prison 👀

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving.

There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later.

They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

This is a journalist. Shot by the cops.

This is illegal. Sure would be nice to have a way to identify cops doing crimes on camera.

Stop looking to a guy who doesn’t want the job.

Bernie and AOC are leading and have been leading. Listen to them

The most striking thing about the LA protests is how many people just dropped everything to show up and yell at federal agents. There are people in suits, and carrying dogs, and wearing flip flops or bike helmets.

These are not people who planned to do this today. But there they are.

A Demonstrator’s Guide to Understanding Riot Munitions An extensive guide to less-lethal police weaponry—including chemical weapons and impact munitions—and how to defend against and treat their effects.

some resources for protestors

A demonstrator's guide to understanding riot munitions and how to defend against them

crimethinc.com/2021/01/04/a...

Head injuries like Sean's are very serious. Go immediately to the ER even if the victim is alert and talking. Brain swelling has a short delay and bleeds can start later. You can be fine one minute and dead within an hour.

Portland kicked their butts last time and now they’re trying to square up with LA?

Good luck, losers.

These fascist dorks are so much weaker than you’re led to believe.

This is how men talk!

If you’re not getting wet at men being men at each other then you’re not even a guy.

I just get the ??? face and don’t understand why until the next day. Or week.