TransGretchen

When I was a kid, we had to set our clocks back by hand. In 6 feet of snow. Uphill. Both ways.

I appreciate what you’re trying to do, and would be willing to hear what you have to say…but, uh, do you have some CliffsNotes, or something?

Ain’t nobody got time for a 2+ hour video.

There is only one species of human being alive today on planet earth.

Try not to be a cunt.

It’s recommended that even homo/transphobic dudebros get a yearly fingering starting at the age of 40.

I don’t make the rules.

It is positively mind-blowing to me that the leader of our nation openly hates half of the people he was elected to serve.

We said Epstein Files…EPSTEIN.

Not fucking Earhart.

Cops: There’s pro-trans and ANTIFA messages on the bullets.

NY Post and other shitbag media: PRINT PRINT PRINT!

FBI: Well…not sure about that.

Everyone else: ROUND UP THE TRANSGENDERS, BAN THEIR GUNS, LOCK THEM AWAY FOREVER!

(true or not, it only needs be said and the damage is done)

I am Gretchen’s complete and utter lack of empathy.

The surest way to get me not to read your article is to ask me to “begin slideshow”.

Their increasing compliance to Trump, and several members previous anti-trans comments.

Sometimes, recovering from peopling all day is more taxing than recovering from a hangover. But if a hangover is what I need to say I’m recovering from in order to avoid a longer conversation about why peopling is so taxing, then so be it.

Wake me up before you go…go.

Not a single shred of joy is sacred.

There’s always something, or someone, waiting to snatch it away from you.

White (cis) woman tears win again.

Me, too, Mr. Hamill. Me, too.

Everyone loves me until they meet me. Unless they meet me when they’re drunk. Then they’re like, “You seem fun. Who are you?”

If you gotta go out, go out like Noble Six.

I’m proud of the turnout at all of the Pride/No Kings protests across the nation on Saturday.

Can we please do that again come election day?

I enjoyed connecting with my favorite indie authors, and live-tweeting Blue Jackets hockey games with my fan group.

Days long gone. 😔

I remember when Twitter was both useful and fun. Now it’s just one giant conservative circle jerk of racism, bigotry, phobia, and hate.

Arrest the people in face masks, now!

Get out the Crayolas and color me shocked.

Gabbard considering ways to revamp Trump's intelligence briefing One idea is to make the briefing, which according to his schedule Trump has been taking less often than his predecessors, a video that looks like Fox News.

I suggest using Crayons. And lots of pictures.

I’d retire right the fuck now with a fraction of that money.

I am going to use all of these going forward.

It’s just after 8pm and I’m already in bed. I find I’m sleeping a lot more these days.

Whether it’s old age or depression remains to be seen.

I just saw a Coca Cola commercial on Pluto TV that was in all Spanish, and I smiled knowing a racist conservative somewhere was having kittens.

We’re gonna need more than a tornado or two to fix this mess.

I looked way too good tonight going out to not get laid. Then again, everyone in the bar was like 77yo. So…