Ya Ma 😶

If we can't ride for each other like this then leave me alone

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shopkeepr: why do you wear so much red? You bang?

me: I heard as a kid that Medusa's blood went into the sea and became red corral and if I wear red coral I am protected from poisonous people 😁

shopkeeper: you coulda just said no, damn

Ur apology should be as loud as ur disrespect if its pointed at me

Street art sticker of the character E.T. placed on a stone wall, cleverly aligned with a red metal fire hose fixture so that the two circular outlets resemble E.T.’s large eyes. The setup transforms the fixture into the alien’s head, while the drawn body shows his wrinkled skin, long arms, and glowing finger.

Urban walls, sidewalks, and even utility meters are the unlikely canvases behind this clever collection of genius street art. From an illusion of a zebra being striped to a sidewalk creature with a real rock for a head, these eight works turn... 👇

When life gets hard, stroke that shit and make something come out of it

The Nevada DMV has been closed indefinitely for 4 days due to a ransom ware attack. Real ID information is now compromised

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I truly miss when WWE and UFC weren't gigantic MAGA rallies

When I say don’t mess with Texas women, I’m talking about State Rep. Jolanda Jones.

AI wont betray us through malice. It will be through blind obedience to flawed objectives. "Sorry Dave"

Dropkick Murphys

Warped Tour Long Beach

I used to wear that Seattle Mariners Jersey with pride

Hauntingly beautiful

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

a rock legend became a rock god

oooh miss piggy gon karate chop your ass into oblivion

Why not just get veneers? Coz im scared of my mouth lookin like this before they put them in

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Fictional movie about the power of kindness towards all humans...
Maga: this is anti American 😤

Good morning Blue Birds🐦
Happy FRIDAY😊
AND
National TROPICAL Fruit Day🥥🥝🍌🍍🥭
So I brought treats made from Tropical Fruit
Kiwi Parfait🥝 Mango Custard🥭Coconut & Banana Cream Pie🍌🥥and Pineapple Cake🍍Grab that☕️& pick YOUR FAV & make it a GREAT DAY🩷
#PedoTrump #PhuckTrump #IsHeDeadYet

@tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social
First they come for the comedians, then the cartoonist. Kings fear being laughed at. We have a funny bone to pick with/without a smile on our faces #Colbert #Kimmel #SethMeyers #DailyShow

The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣

a cartoon dinosaur is holding a bowl of food in its mouth . ALT: a cartoon dinosaur is holding a bowl of food in its mouth .

a man just told me that I get his noodle going and it honestly ruined my slushie like ion even want it now 😒

LOL

I'm still upset about Serrano

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if you can respond you can repeat, I am HARD OF HEARINGGGG

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yall be 40 years old with a closet full of sneakers and Jordans... not one dress shoe in sight. Stacy Adamns is not a man that used to date your mama

Could’ve had Kamala’s intelligent, smiling, fine black self.

I’ll never forgive ya’ll for that.

never forget that the tiny mustache man originally promised mass deportation before changing the narrative

a person is standing in a doorway with a purse in front of them . ALT: a person is standing in a doorway with a purse in front of them .

was today years old when I learned Amtrack gives discounts on group tickets! From 15% off for groups of 3 to up to 60% off for groups of 8! Trains aren't falling out of the sky so spring break is about to be a lil different this year 🏖

At a German event called Rosenmontag, the highlight of Karneval at the beginning of Lent, an interesting float emerged. That is definitely 💩on the bull horn formally known as Twitter💀

damn, you could post this every week and it would still be relevant