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I don't have my copy of the first book at hand right now to quote you chapter and verse on this but uh...that's not the way I interpreted his character. Not the way the miniseries does either. But I digress!

...didn't he though?

killing civilians and children because well we're already here and we're ready to go and it would be a bummer to have to send everybody home and try again later

I also overheard - on a network I try not to watch - "well yes they were negotiating but Iran was dragging their feet and the US had this huge force built up which can't stay on high alert forever and the F22 is a very delicate airplane that needs to be flown every day and can't sit on the tarmac"

Not the point but the fact that he announced it while wearing a cheap baseball hat that looks like something you'd buy at a gas station really hammers home the absurdity of the situation we're in

He'll get that chance because teams will do whatever they can to have him be the one taking the shot. Hope he makes them pay

Hasn't been in my circle of trust for one second yet

Cam Johnson is gonna get that same shot again in the playoffs and I have even less confidence in him than the small amount I had before

Planet of Women by ZZ Top on Apple Music Song · 1985 · Duration 4:06

Perfect time to link my favorite ZZ Top song music.apple.com/us/album/pla...

lmao get fucked

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Give Dort a one way ticket to Venus

ah. well, whenever you do finally get a chance I would highly highly recommend going to see them. especially the last two times I've seen them with phones banned it's one of the only ways to get some sense of what an arena rock concert actually used to be like

I have great news for you: they just played their last show of the tour on monday and are going on an indefinite hiatus

I actually think more pro teams outside of soccer should have a supporters section

YouTube video by Pete Goodwin / Boston 10/21/1988 Celtics radio PxP man Johnny Most has trouble with Yugoslavian names at McDonald's Open

youtu.be/Yt3AGMKd01U

oh you're so impressed by Samson knocking down the temple of the Philistines with his bare hands? total prisoner of the moment take. Moses at the red sea was way more impressive.

YouTube video by Stevenson Demegillo Samson n Delilah

now I'm cracking up imagining the very end of Cecil B. DeMille's "Samson and Delilah" - after Samson pulls down the temple - when Miriam says "men will tell his story for a thousand years" and a random guy walking by and saying "ok man nobody will remember it next week" youtu.be/R-nj06uP3i0?...

That's a nice head of hair he's got. Hope nothing happens to it

I think "hamstring" is my least favorite word, actually

there's also the binnington angle and the fact that Canada losing in hockey is funny 100% of the time. I'll probably watch with a bemused sense of detachment just like I did for the 4 Nations thing last year and hope that guys I like play well

I just feel nothing for this team the same way I felt nothing for the USA basketball team last year. people you find unpleasant 99% of the time do not suddenly become pleasant when they put on a uniform for 2 weeks

what about because of Nathan MacKinnon and Cale Makar

oh...their white unis have blue shoulders lol. horrible options

I dunno what SVK's white unis look like but it would have to be better than this if the US was in their blues because their blues don't have white shoulders.

I've certainly seen uniforms that were easier to tell apart than this USA/Slovakia matchup

If I was a brave man this would be a real headline

Light not bright enough, etc.

who up mogging their frames

Winning a gold medal after being retired for 2 years is crazy. The fact that she still can't legally drink is crazier.