Azilaqai 🪼

I have an #HP #Zbook. A little bit of #trivia for you: The "Z" zbook actually stands for "Zillions of times heavier than it should be!"

08.08.2025 14:38 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Last night, I had a SEVERE asthma attack. August ran and got my inhaler. His #servicedog, the love of my life, hopped on the kitchen table and grabbed...

A screwdriver! 🪛

Oh my goodness, I love her. It kinda looks like my insulin pen, and she associated it with helping me.

02.02.2025 00:50 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Father Winter asks my Sim if he should pursue a promotion at his job.

What the hell would you be promoted to??

08.12.2024 20:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Saved me a minimum of 80 bucks 😮‍💨

23.11.2024 22:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lost one of my Pixel buds in a field Monday and it wouldn't pair to my phone. Myself and nine of my coworkers spent half an hour looking for it with no luck. Messing around, when I brought my service dog yesterday and had her sniff the one I had and said "find it"

She took 7 steps and dug it up 🥹

23.11.2024 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just deleted X because I'm tired of getting so many bullshit notifications for a platform I never even used 😍

Cause why tf was every notification so right-leaning and even under my kinda content, every ad was such nonsense. Fuck Elon! 🫡

11.11.2024 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The cover of a spiral planner. It has a humpback whale swimming in the ocean, with 2025 on the bottom right.

New planner/bullet journal setup season is my favorite time of year 🥹

10.11.2024 23:04 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Poured sticky nonsense down my shirt at work and had to give myself a sponge bath in the restroom 😐

04.11.2024 18:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0