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25.03.2025 03:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Waaait... that's *my* district. π€
25.03.2025 03:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beware!
12.02.2025 20:54 β π 1110 π 400 π¬ 12 π 19i.ibb.co/bMGrFvzz/gul...
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"[Dolores Umbridge] looked just like a large, pale toad. She was rather squat with a broad, flabby face, as little neck as Uncle Vernon and a very wide, slack mouth. Her eyes were large, round and slightly bulging."
Secretary of Education Linda McMahon:
At tonightβs State of the Union, Trump will have one goal: to distract.
His policies are wreaking havoc on the economy and upending American lives, and he will lie, blame, and distract to avoid any bit of responsibility. Donβt fall for it.
Okay hear me out.
HUMBLEWOOD: Descent Into Avernus
To President Zelensky, From an Embarrassed American
open.substack.com/pub/johnpavl...
Very astute takedown of the horrific talks that took place in the White House today.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zma7...
Screenshot of a tweet that says [sic] "u spend ur whole life gathering guests for ur funeral"
29.01.2025 17:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What an unimaginably terrible gift I have been given - to know with certainty that a loved one will be dead in 48 hours.
26.01.2025 01:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So I've been reading the original Oz books by L Frank Baum, right, and I just want to say that they're actually pretty good! The vocabulary is on par with a book written for kids, but the storyline is never sugary and the tone is amazingly sarcastic.
24.01.2025 01:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0A young boy named Milo meets Tock, the watchdog (a large dog with a large clock in his midsection), on the cover of The Phantom Tollbooth paperback.
Rest In Peace, Jules Feiffer. Died just shy of his 96th birthday, but he was still as vital as ever, plugging away on his next book. The way 2025's been going, I'm not surprised we lost our greatest living cartoonist less than a month into it.
21.01.2025 21:54 β π 4679 π 518 π¬ 148 π 77Gemini image generation sucks.
21.01.2025 20:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02) Around 80% of humanity lives in conditions of deprivation. But this scarcity is artificial. If we directed production toward meeting human needs rather than mindlessly pursuing capitalist growth, we could ensure good lives for 8.5 billion peopleπ sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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TIL that there is literally a saint named St. Donation. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donatia...
It might be spelled slightly differently, but it's still hilarious. (Not to be confused with Pope Hilarious.)
Oligarchy test!
How would you complete the following sentence:
"I can't imagine the United States ever having a ________ President."
A. Black
B. Gay
C. Woman
D. Poor
Swollen horse balls in the snow
Gentlemen!
For maximum life joy, get yourself a woman who sends you pictures of swollen horse balls that she took herself.
I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty, you know.
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