✨🌯 jamie

Mackenzie Childs I love you but you’ve lost your mind $100 plus shipping for a bath mat

I’m sending you my therapy bills 😭

definitely sending Bigfoot in reply to pics of ur man

using the trombone for nefarious reasons

super old still from a video, I’m 15 lb and an ex lighter now, but

Added to the next up queue as soon as you posted, extremely my shit 😮‍💨

BLOOP

I don’t get approached in public often tbqh

I’m so glad 19 year old me was like “tell her your fave classic author even though he’s a raging asshole” when we met

"Listen, Jake," he leaned forward on the bar. "Don't you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you're not taking advantage of it? Do you realize you've lived nearly half the time you have to live already?" "Yes, every once in a while." "Do you know that in about thirty-five years more we'll be dead?" "What the hell, Robert," I said. "What the hell." "I'm serious." "Tt's one thing I don't worry about," I said. "You ought to." "I've had plenty to worry about one time or other. Im through worrying." marico"

soundless sob laughing at one of my fave lines; I’m Robert once I’m close to you

STOP I am so close to calling my artist

Haven’t been hunting resellers this hard since the first edition vinyl of Lemonade stopped being pressed

Chicken Cesar salad in a to go box and Jamie’s very beaten up 16 year old copy of THE SUN ALSO RISES on her picnic blanket in the park

little indulgences

reject modernity (owala thermos) embrace tradition (tervis cups)

I hate this shit, dawg

Do you think they make “sure why not“ jerseys

how about we skip tua different qb

He spent seven months in ICE detention in Florida. Now, he’s a permanent resident The Guatemalan immigrant was granted relief only given to 4,000 people a year.

If you need some gooodish immigration news to take a break from all the misery, this father of five has been released from ICE detention and will apparently get to stay with his family where he belongs.

did you maximize shareholder profit and minimize your humanity yet?remember to submit your self to the humiliation ritual before signing off for the day.

y'all's love story is my favorite 🥲

Corny is relative, as someone who’s a romantic who hates romcoms. That’s sweet

remember the time I did tho sksksksksks 🌚🌝🌚🌝

ok I love this thought, it feels like it shows a full snapshot

i cannot overstate how healing being a witness to this entire relationship with y’all has been.

thank you for a thoughtful, earnest response 🖤 made me smile

how did you know you were in love

Whoever says this is insufferable can talk to me. I’m so happy for you!!!!

love that when the air is humid our hair thinks it's time to play mermaids

starting all my calls this week with “be not afraid”

Truly, as someone whose day job is social, I’m baffled.

A bunch of folks are trying to say snarky things like “it’s exactly what they meant”, I’m like no baby someone was real busy and didn’t check their paid media manager’s ad copy