Magnanimous

Does the "E" not stand for estrogen?

I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog? Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

I ate a clock yesterday. It was so time consuming.

I dunno man, it's an S. That could stand for six or seven.

Yeah okay man. By the way, what does this mean?

hyper demon

Happy #portfolioday ✌️

your loot or your life

how it feels to turn 30

Judy❤︎

You just gotta trust the process, bestie.

A screenshot of Johnny Sasaki (for the first time unmasked) from Metal Gear Solid 4. He is a devastatingly beautiful young man with blonde, mid length hair in a mullet-esque style, a slightly fuzzy jawline for facial hair, and IBS. He is similar in appearance to a younger Snake.

Kojima knew all the beautiful babes have IBS.

Trying to figure out what the two piece anime is.

SELECT YOUR METROID

HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON

56 Years Ago Today:

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the Minneapolis?

STREAM OVER
thanks for hanging out folks! we'll finish up everything else tomorrow! in the meantime, have this really cool edit i made

buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

Futudama

Country Girl AI and Sloppy Mustard Man

Replacing your real friends

Casar: "I've knocked on 1000s of doors and not a single time has someone said, 'Thank God you're here. I want to ask about trans people fencing'..what the hell are we doing? We are here bc MTG thinks if she picks on trans folks, she can avoid having a discussion about allegations of insider trading"