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Wiggles

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social

Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.

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This ends in Eastern Promises

10.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

PORNOGRAPHY

10.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm taking that analogy

09.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With all the fixins, I hope.

09.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hit em with it

09.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Plastic is not fantastic.

For guns or boobies.

09.03.2026 23:35 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think you misunderstand the pentagram and my parents capabilities

09.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

FUDD GUN FOR FREEDOM

09.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I did not make the Maloo an option for a reason

09.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For the goat?

09.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

9mm or .45acp?

09.03.2026 23:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I KNEW IT

09.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I hate talking to them about literally everything but the process by which I was made might be the thing I hate the most.

09.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ranchero or El Camino?

09.03.2026 23:20 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm not asking my parents

09.03.2026 23:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have had similar conversations. Good boy!

09.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everybody poops.

At once.

09.03.2026 21:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If anyone can...

09.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whatcha doing with all those free ions, huh?

09.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

C'mon fuckers. We have the best food system humanity has ever seen. Get good old timey rich people diseases.

IT'S THE ERA OF GOUT!

09.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
SB2352 - Rocky Mountain Caterham Lotus Super Seven Series Three Price: $30,000  Year: 1968 Chassis Number: #SB2352 (Lotus Seven Registry verified) Mileage: 74,954 (true mileage unknown) Location: Golden, Colorado, USA History:   Lotu...

I appreciate that it's taken nearly 60 years, but someone put more than 75 thousand miles on a SEVEN!

09.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait until that horse kicks you in the head again and you smell *chickens*

09.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Things have always sucked! It's why we should make them better as we go forward!

09.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Of course they were!

09.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah the "was it really better or were you just 12?" thing needs to land with a lot more people.

09.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Dig under the top layer - they touched trash can.
Don't hit the bottom layer - obviously.
Triumph!

09.03.2026 20:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You're just saying that because you can't smell the glandular expressions he did earlier.

09.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I like having fingers, tyvm.

09.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

For now

09.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is after snoozing in the sun for at least two hours.

09.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0