Oh I know, but you made a policy statement that's blasphemous!
02.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
Oh I know, but you made a policy statement that's blasphemous!
02.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You people are mad
02.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Jesus fuck no
02.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Can you believe they don't teach Judge Dredd to baby lawyers these days?
Law school is a joke!
Oy. These are not the boiled nastiness of our youth.
02.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thanks!
02.03.2026 02:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It just makes it worse, frankly. Jesus.
02.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Definitely a good thing, but still!
02.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Show me your Uber driver
(In DC in 2026, this counts as a good one)
That hits a little too close to home
02.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I ate too much
02.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0THINK IN RUSSIAN
02.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I feel like that's unfair to the mice
02.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A large drool print on Madame's sweatpants.
Fitz wuz here
02.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0These are the stupidest lamb shanks ever. Over 24oz.
02.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Lamb shank in a mustard and mint sauce, roasted mushroom, mash. Roasted sprouts.
02.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 2You're a bit bitey for customer service
01.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0at this point it seems reasonable to assume that any podcast that has him on is a Nazi podcast
01.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0KITT goes #2
01.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0BOOOOOM
01.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I would've stolen the Bluesmobile.
01.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What the fuck
01.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I could daily this, couldn't I?
01.03.2026 22:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Spring training TV crews get punchy real early.
01.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0SILENT J IN YOUR FACE
01.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😑
01.03.2026 19:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thrown out on a play where the tag didn't even land. Gotta love umpires.
01.03.2026 18:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0