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Wiggles

@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social

Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.

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Oh I know, but you made a policy statement that's blasphemous!

02.03.2026 04:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You people are mad

02.03.2026 03:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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02.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus fuck no

02.03.2026 02:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can you believe they don't teach Judge Dredd to baby lawyers these days?

Law school is a joke!

02.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Oy. These are not the boiled nastiness of our youth.

02.03.2026 02:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks!

02.03.2026 02:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It just makes it worse, frankly. Jesus.

02.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Definitely a good thing, but still!

02.03.2026 02:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Show me your Uber driver

(In DC in 2026, this counts as a good one)

02.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

That hits a little too close to home

02.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I ate too much

02.03.2026 02:00 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

THINK IN RUSSIAN

02.03.2026 01:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like that's unfair to the mice

02.03.2026 01:02 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A large drool print on Madame's sweatpants.

A large drool print on Madame's sweatpants.

Fitz wuz here

02.03.2026 00:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These are the stupidest lamb shanks ever. Over 24oz.

02.03.2026 00:40 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Lamb shank in a mustard and mint sauce, roasted mushroom, mash. Roasted sprouts.

02.03.2026 00:39 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 2

You're a bit bitey for customer service

01.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

at this point it seems reasonable to assume that any podcast that has him on is a Nazi podcast

01.03.2026 23:16 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

KITT goes #2

01.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BOOOOOM

01.03.2026 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I would've stolen the Bluesmobile.

01.03.2026 22:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What the fuck

01.03.2026 22:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I could daily this, couldn't I?

01.03.2026 22:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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01.03.2026 20:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spring training TV crews get punchy real early.

01.03.2026 20:10 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

SILENT J IN YOUR FACE

01.03.2026 19:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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01.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

😑

01.03.2026 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thrown out on a play where the tag didn't even land. Gotta love umpires.

01.03.2026 18:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0