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10.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@callmemrwiggles.bsky.social
Fitz the dog, Orioles baseball, weird cars, smoked meat. Wholly owned subsidiary of @bmorebk.bsky.social industries. Ich bin expert. Not a doctor, or a lawyer, or a spider, or a Herzog. Enjoy every sandwich. Unless it's on a bagel.
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10.03.2026 00:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0PORNOGRAPHY
10.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm taking that analogy
09.03.2026 23:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0With all the fixins, I hope.
09.03.2026 23:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hit em with it
09.03.2026 23:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Plastic is not fantastic.
For guns or boobies.
I think you misunderstand the pentagram and my parents capabilities
09.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0FUDD GUN FOR FREEDOM
09.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I did not make the Maloo an option for a reason
09.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0For the goat?
09.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 09mm or .45acp?
09.03.2026 23:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I KNEW IT
09.03.2026 23:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I hate talking to them about literally everything but the process by which I was made might be the thing I hate the most.
09.03.2026 23:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ranchero or El Camino?
09.03.2026 23:20 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I'm not asking my parents
09.03.2026 23:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have had similar conversations. Good boy!
09.03.2026 21:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Everybody poops.
At once.
If anyone can...
09.03.2026 21:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whatcha doing with all those free ions, huh?
09.03.2026 20:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
C'mon fuckers. We have the best food system humanity has ever seen. Get good old timey rich people diseases.
IT'S THE ERA OF GOUT!
I appreciate that it's taken nearly 60 years, but someone put more than 75 thousand miles on a SEVEN!
09.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait until that horse kicks you in the head again and you smell *chickens*
09.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Things have always sucked! It's why we should make them better as we go forward!
09.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course they were!
09.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah the "was it really better or were you just 12?" thing needs to land with a lot more people.
09.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Dig under the top layer - they touched trash can.
Don't hit the bottom layer - obviously.
Triumph!
You're just saying that because you can't smell the glandular expressions he did earlier.
09.03.2026 20:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I like having fingers, tyvm.
09.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0For now
09.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This is after snoozing in the sun for at least two hours.
09.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0