Bern bravebern - Bluesky Statics

Love Brighton.
Love the old pier.
Seen loads of bands there
Been to the Goldstone
Remember 1984

But mate, we have been 2nd playing jazzy footy for three years - so we literally don’t give a fuck!

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Cartoon by Michael de Adder

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Impossible for Spurs to be relegated.

They will not go down.
They are too good to go down.

Relax.

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‎‘If the final hour comes upon you when you are planting a tree, finish planting it.’

‎— Prophet Mohammed ﷺ

‎⁦‪#Art‬⁩ by ⁦‪Safia Latif‬⁩

04.03.2026 13:25 — 👍 452 🔁 72 💬 10 📌 2

Side note for your saltiness
Arsenal are top of the Fair Play League
Brighton are 17th

So maybe stop kicking people
???

05.03.2026 04:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dial a cliche!

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Syphillis

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Bless his cottons

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Crazy!

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I wish our winner was a scrambled, in the mixer, pinball deflected corner.

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WHY WASN'T THERE A PLAN TO GET AMERICANS OUT OF THE MIDDLE EAST

PEDO: It happened so quickly
Rubio: Israel forced our hand

LATER:
PEDO: I forced Israel's hand

SOOOOOO ...
PEDO KNEW WHEN THEY WERE GOING TO BOMB IRAN ...

AND HAD NO EXIT STATEGY?🤔

ISRAEL GOT US INTO A WAR
PEDO FOLLOWED ORDERS💯

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He is a Gooner though.

Quoted as “Off air Arsenal fan, on air City fan”

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This is a ghoulish post Athletic.

Read the fucking room

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😳😳😳😳

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And subtractors

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Cancel it easier. Shit anyway!

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Looking forward to the listen.

02.03.2026 09:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could come in August next season - Game week 1!

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I use Acetone every day preparing microscope slides! It has loads of uses!

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Iran are due to play at the World Cup

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It comes with a juicy salary and zero reputational damage!

That’s a decent job!

02.03.2026 05:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Epstein war

01.03.2026 07:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He needs rolling news coverage.

This is deflection.

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Pinch Punch!
Last time we played BlueCo FC on March 1st was 1993 we lost 0-1

#Matchday #COYG

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I will share this stunning Goose spotted by a small pond in Norfolk

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Most of the things I find but terrifying and attractive as an adult man in his 50’s is based on 1970’s Dr Who!

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115

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It’s a distraction from the Trump/Epstein Files.

He is a child rapist and the world knows

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#Caturday #Throwback Baby Hector

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