@teamtechnoblade.bsky.social
Official account of Technoblade.com. Imposters can hippity hoppity.
FYI, there are only 35 of the blue #AcademyOfAnarchy sweatshirts left
01.08.2025 20:22 β π 10 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
Opening Weekend begins at Techno U #AcademyofAnarchy
01.08.2025 16:41 β π 15 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0
The site is locked. Password will be texted on Friday. Donβt be late to class. #AcademyofAnarchy
29.07.2025 17:31 β π 16 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Subscribe to Textnoblade! π·π¬ Text βTECHNOβ to 1-844-531-2383 before Friday and be eternally grateful.
28.07.2025 21:42 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Welcome to the #AcademyofAnarchy - new merch drops 8/1 if you have the password.
22.07.2025 16:38 β π 32 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0A new drop is on the way. Pay attention or miss it.
17.07.2025 19:28 β π 22 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Dear Technoblade cool people,
Please do something for me, show up for the Blade today. I don't care if you are old or new. Make sure you're signed up for the emails from technoblade.com, follow @teamtechnoblade.bsky.social and help us make sure his legacy lives on and you know what we're up to.
If you wanted 20 million subs merch, itβs now or never.
11.06.2025 23:28 β π 23 π 3 π¬ 2 π 1
Defer the consequences of your bad decisions with Shop Pay. #technobladeneverpaysinfull
11.06.2025 15:39 β π 17 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Order window closes Wednesday night (midnight EST) on all 20 Million Subs merch and βThatβs a Legendβ merch. #technoblade #longlivetheking
10.06.2025 18:36 β π 18 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0LAST CHANCE TO GET COINS. Sunday night at midnight EST, pre-order closes. Order now or live in regret. #technoblade #20millionsubs #longlivetheking
08.06.2025 15:18 β π 13 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
GOOOOOOLD πππ Donβt sleep on the card deck.
06.06.2025 15:11 β π 95 π 11 π¬ 1 π 0
Sticker sheet by fan artist @calciferiguess.bsky.social! Get one and give them a follow. technoblade.com/products/tha...
04.06.2025 21:24 β π 34 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0Pro-tip for saving on shipping costs: convert more techno fans in your city and order together. π₯π¦
04.06.2025 17:05 β π 19 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Coins sold out in under 8 minutes. Weβve re-opened for preorder. We love the tears, but love the fans more.
01.06.2025 17:09 β π 29 π 3 π¬ 2 π 012 pm ESTβ¦ at Technoblade.com and YouTube. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TECHNO!!!!
01.06.2025 13:39 β π 31 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
From the family album: 9 year old proto-techno. 26th birthday bash tomorrow (Sunday) is going to blow your mind. #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking
31.05.2025 17:06 β π 57 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0
2 more days π #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking
30.05.2025 22:57 β π 53 π 7 π¬ 2 π 0
NOT EVEN CLOSE, BABY! #technoblade #technobladeneverdies #longlivetheking
29.05.2025 20:41 β π 54 π 11 π¬ 4 π 1
20 million subs is imminent. Keep eyes on YouTube tonight. #Techno20mil youtu.be/ANqPPQetxDo?...
26.05.2025 00:16 β π 37 π 4 π¬ 3 π 1Prepare for utter destitution
20.05.2025 15:54 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This coin was designed for the 15 million subs drop but never released.
How would you update for 20 million, and what should it say on the back?
June 1 - Get ready for the biggest drop ever - Happy Birthday to the KING and the LEGEND #technobladeneverdies
18.05.2025 12:53 β π 53 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0
199% - WE WIN THESE - SOMETHING BIG KICKING OFF ON TECHNOBLADE.COM TOMORROW #technobladeneverdiesβ€οΈ #technoblade
17.05.2025 16:45 β π 43 π 6 π¬ 1 π 0Listen to the dog.
14.05.2025 01:56 β π 22 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Legends never die
08.05.2025 19:14 β π 23 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1198% - 20 million subs is imminent. Also, the obligatory merch SLAPS. Stay tuned.
07.05.2025 11:10 β π 15 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1The paparazzi be swarminβ
06.05.2025 00:12 β π 18 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0And we meet again in some other plane of existence.
01.05.2025 02:15 β π 26 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0wut?
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