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Mean Bean Machine

@sentient6.bsky.social

You see me now, a veteran of a thousand console wars

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@ralphbakshi.bsky.social

01.03.2026 05:29 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Same. 😔

01.03.2026 05:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These were 49.99 new in box.

01.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He took a big risk.

01.03.2026 04:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s all wrong. It’ll say hair color blonde and the guy will be completely bald. They only care when it can be used to hurt someone.

01.03.2026 04:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heineken? For real?

01.03.2026 04:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Go after height and get half the men.

01.03.2026 04:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Marathon is just Splatoon for the straights.

01.03.2026 04:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve gotten death threats for my bad jokes before.

01.03.2026 02:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Voice and bass only stream

01.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ian is good people. Go listen to some music.

01.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bluesky ass cat

01.03.2026 01:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trash fucking media.

01.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Hulk is telling fart jokes

Hulk is telling fart jokes

01.03.2026 00:43 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

A zoomer on YouTube just called the SNES and Genesis the golden age of gaming. 💀

01.03.2026 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Meme list

Meme list

You’re on one of my lists but it’s the good kind.

01.03.2026 00:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some say America is a source of inspiration.

28.02.2026 22:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pulp Fiction meme Say distraction one more time

Pulp Fiction meme Say distraction one more time

Distraction blocks list For people who call everything a distraction

Distraction blocks list For people who call everything a distraction

Let’s fucking go.

28.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m about to make a block list called “distraction” and add every one of these people.

28.02.2026 22:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Good job.

28.02.2026 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

There are no anti-war politicians. To receive a position of political authority in the United States is to be given the tit of our war machine to drink from. Their critiques of war are simply cries from a babe wanting more milk. All politicians are enemies of peace

28.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

lol my block lists are so good that I can’t figure out “the discourse” anymore

28.02.2026 21:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

28.02.2026 18:42 — 👍 3690    🔁 1298    💬 11    📌 22

Don’t worry anyone looking today won’t be looking a week from now.

28.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Everyone wants to enjoy America’s favorite pastime — looking away as we commit atrocities.

28.02.2026 20:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I mates with Careless Whisper.

28.02.2026 20:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The ayatollah apparently lived at an elementary school.

28.02.2026 20:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Write about that.

28.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(Patting the 1983 Talking Heads concert film Stop Making Sense) you can do so much disassociating to this bad boy

28.02.2026 16:58 — 👍 37    🔁 8    💬 3    📌 0

@ianferguson.bsky.social why did this remind me of you

28.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0