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Mean Bean Machine

@sentient6.bsky.social

You see me now, a veteran of a thousand console wars

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The next time you feel like you’re overselling your resume remember that Enuff Znuff released a greatest hits album.

04.03.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still can’t believe we let a late night talk show host change the result of a primary.

04.03.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still not sure how I feel about 3D games.

04.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a very optimistic view about the sustainable value of currency really.

04.03.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œA computer can never be held accountable. Therefore…”
- IBM 1979 manual

Governments and businesses in 2026: Well that’s good enough for me.

03.03.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

21% of teens say chatbots are better than humans at writing songs.

03.03.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then the video is just some bro with a podcast arguing against another guy with a podcast.

03.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re new to my block list and you’re checking why from your alt account, it was like 90% chance that you used your time here to punch down. If you genuinely care and want me to unblock you, tell me you made a mistake.

03.03.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ARCH ENEMY - To The Last Breath (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Arch Enemy ARCH ENEMY - To The Last Breath (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

Arch Enemy has entered the exclusive club of being a band with a third great lead singer.
youtu.be/WujjCSEJcDk

03.03.2026 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never thought y’all could make me negatively associate waffles like this but it’s become the liberal equivalent of the Melania jacket. πŸ˜”

03.03.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Super Famicom’s final form is so beautiful.

03.03.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Zelda Breath of the Wild release date on Lockheed Martin stock timeline

Zelda Breath of the Wild release date on Lockheed Martin stock timeline

Kids who grew up with Zelda Breath of the Wild have known only good times for Lockheed Martin.

03.03.2026 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

03.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 401    πŸ” 125    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 10

The first time I watched Battlestar Galactica I thought wow that’s neat that they’re just acting like LGBT is normal and isn’t even a plot point. The second time I watched it I noticed that they had actually made every LGBT character a villain. And this is exactly what Bluesky is like.

03.03.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Call not your stocks for me, I serve the King

03.03.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 213    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Nightcrawler (2014)

03.03.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And you don’t think it’s time yet? How long? I’m looking for the emerging.

03.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So you’re saying we should pray to hit rock bottom.

03.03.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cheap laptops RIP 😒

03.03.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hitachi makes many fine products.

03.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
PURVEYORS OF BREAD AND CIRCUSES REMIND YOU THAT WORLD WAR III IS JUST A DISTRACTION.

Circus performer and chef stand in front of mushroom cloud

PURVEYORS OF BREAD AND CIRCUSES REMIND YOU THAT WORLD WAR III IS JUST A DISTRACTION. Circus performer and chef stand in front of mushroom cloud

Don’t get distracted!

03.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dow down 1000 points in response to Nintendo Indie World Showcase.

03.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hope you told him β€œit’s just science bro.”

03.03.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too but probably for different reasons.

03.03.2026 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
map of primary target missile silo locations

map of primary target missile silo locations

πŸ€”

03.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
US nuclear power plants map
red dots near major cities

US nuclear power plants map red dots near major cities

So within 124 miles of any of these red dots vs notβ€”which seems to only imply that the correlation is in high population density areas with accompanying freeways and traffic.

03.03.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The planets are aligned on the eve of the full blood moon eclipse. World war begins. The people yearn for a sign of hope.

03.03.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vibe coders be like

03.03.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0