Mean Bean Machine

A lot of ports are emulation and the line there is so very ambiguous.

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we are hungry let us in

SM isn’t but Zelda is. You probably said that in the book.

Yeah I remember that just figured today might have seemed extra worse.

Twitch was crashing crashing so I don’t know if all the issues are on your end.

I can’t afford $57 either but I still appreciate this information.

Is it English?

😭

Every time I said “I don’t really know about this yet” on any friggin topic under the sun some online person would yell at me. So now we live in a world where everyone has to pretend to be an expert on everything. And now if they don’t know they just look to a personality cult leader or chatbot.

Solidarity for all peoples mad we can’t play Pokopia.

Having a mind for the “complexities of electoral politics” when farther left leaning Dems win primaries and then resorting to “blue no matter who” for the opposite is actually such an enormous L. I can’t imagine admitting I’m that stupid on a public platform.

One in five say the end is near
One in five say we’ll see Armageddon soon
Evangelicals certainly hope we will

“For too long have consumers stood in the way of capital and now we have finally removed them”
- Microsoft

If I did that people would post so many wizard of oz memes.

Ooh. Is it the Bride?

“If I were JFK I would have simply fired blindly into the grassy knoll just in case.”

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

The next time you feel like you’re overselling your resume remember that Enuff Znuff released a greatest hits album.

Still can’t believe we let a late night talk show host change the result of a primary.

Still not sure how I feel about 3D games.

It’s a very optimistic view about the sustainable value of currency really.

“A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore…”
- IBM 1979 manual

Governments and businesses in 2026: Well that’s good enough for me.

21% of teens say chatbots are better than humans at writing songs.

And then the video is just some bro with a podcast arguing against another guy with a podcast.

If you’re new to my block list and you’re checking why from your alt account, it was like 90% chance that you used your time here to punch down. If you genuinely care and want me to unblock you, tell me you made a mistake.

YouTube video by Arch Enemy ARCH ENEMY - To The Last Breath (OFFICIAL VIDEO)

Arch Enemy has entered the exclusive club of being a band with a third great lead singer.
youtu.be/WujjCSEJcDk

Never thought y’all could make me negatively associate waffles like this but it’s become the liberal equivalent of the Melania jacket. 😔

The Super Famicom’s final form is so beautiful.

Zelda Breath of the Wild release date on Lockheed Martin stock timeline

Kids who grew up with Zelda Breath of the Wild have known only good times for Lockheed Martin.