jesse yellowman

was thinking about how im never able to doomscroll on bsky but I remembered that's the point lmfao

TO'd so hard the top of my foot ripped off

do people that sell CRTs on FB marketplace for like $200 really expect that shit to sell

new setup is really cool and i dont have to feel the pain of mashing fast! somehow got it w/ butt slide lmao

FIRST EVER 1:17 LBLJ AND ITS NOT EVEN CLOSE THIS IS LIKE PERFECT ?!!?!?!? like i cant even explain how crazy this is bruh

14:33 PACE INTO BOWSER THROWS

first ever sub 1 on megaminx, best $70 I've ever spent

yeah i still have my collection of those in my closet

i can't wait to have working adult money to engineer my childhood dream model train set

first ever sub 6 yippee

I wonder if someday came suddenly by attack attack (metalcore, would be labeled satanic by my nearest Baptist Church) is part of the Spotify stat

for too long I thought it was very punk rock of me to not get my lisence

i still cant believe "what would gerson deltarune think" was the reason for me not giving up in bracket at least like twice

awesome

so like is your 20s just relying on coffee or am i being overworked

PB single and average by 30 sec lmao (I have never practiced until now)

got my first 3x3 sub 10 average of 1000
now just gotta get a sub 10 average of 5 in competition and I'll allow myself to say "yeah I'm sub 10"

the pre-undertale gerson/toriel lore drop at the end of the 10th anniversary stream was fucking insane

so many implications

everywhere I go I face the toughest of battles

dope

new fire emblem seemed way better than the last one but then I remembered how low the bar is

craziest thing about unretiring from speedcubing after 5.5 years is that i didnt even realize the 1:12 on 5x5 was my overall pb LMAO

A1C dropped to 5.8 meaning I'm not type 2 diabetic in my 20s!

at home i sleep at 3am and life is good
at school i sleep at 11pm and wake up at 8:30pm and its not good

therefore "degen" sleep schedules are great

swag

I just leaked my full name fuk

did pretty solid today gonna do even better tmrw

LMAO

passed my learner's test wooooo catch me pulling up to the local with a CRT roped to my moped