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Trenchbird

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Public account of genderless bird-shaped construct and torment nexus resident Trenchbird. Paints minis, plays too many video games, plays tabletop stuff and poker on weekends. Likes to discuss philosophy. USAF Vet, opinions are my own. PFP by Finbeard.

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I don't know whether or not I should be happy or unhappy that all my crazy Uncles blame queers instead of Jews for the insane shit happening.

03.03.2026 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Be relentlessly lethal"

God as my witness, in a just world, the people who spout bullshit like this would never see sunlight outside of prison walls again.

03.03.2026 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Myself included.

03.03.2026 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would bet actual money that he would lose in a direct fight with every single trans person he had cut from the Military.

03.03.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tips From the Union: Chip It, Chip It Good Time to tackle a question I get a lot: how do I apply chip weathering to my models? Up front, let me be clear about this: there’s not really a right or wrong way to go about this, nor is it even necessary. My Clan β€˜Mechs lack paint chipping entirely, as I play Jade Falcon […]

From the Archives: Tips From the Union: Chip It, Chip It Good - https://mechpainters.org/tips-from-the-union-chip-it-chip-it-good/

02.03.2026 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rushing to churn out a philosophy paper at 10PM, eyes bloodshot, pondering the worth of ordering Dominos because I don't really have a brain anymore and it's just me writing about how much I fucking hate the Churchlands.

02.03.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean honestly, fuel farms in my experience are largely just giant fucking pillows of highly flammable liquid sequestered into a silo'd section of base (in the sense they are concrete fortified to basically become isolated hazard zones in the case of spillage).

Shit's designed to save lives first.

01.03.2026 06:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mind goes to foreign astroturfing (Foreign from the US at any rate), but... Fuck, dude, there's a lot of US region fuckwits.

01.03.2026 06:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, I was figuring it was a NeoNazi dogwhistle I didn't know about or something.

28.02.2026 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I missing something with the abbreviation of EF?

Like, I've already seen the issue with it starting with "Ep", as "Operation Epstein Fury" but I don't see the thing about the "EF".

28.02.2026 17:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking Redditor-ass admin.

What's next, "Operation Big Chungus"?

28.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lil over a month to go to submit to fourth BattleTech Pride Anthology! πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

Like with earlier years, the (2nd of April, 2026) deadline is not a hard cut after which no submission is considered anymore, but depending on time and number of submissions, it may influence late selection process <3

28.02.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This shit grew past the crib it needed to be strangled in, and we need heavier ordinance than the proverbial strangulation now.

28.02.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, being blunt? Anyone right of fucking Bill Kristol has flagrantly shown their ass about giving a rat's ass about NatSec in favor of partisanship, and that shit needs to fucking end.

Like, it's actual genuine fucking insanity at this point. Transphobia's a fucking CIP.

28.02.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, shit, I lost my fucking job and intended career track for being Nonbinary and I still want to work for Intel/NatSec in the end because I actually genuinely give a shit about that sort of thing (And have further motivation to prevent this bullshit from happening to anyone else ever again).

28.02.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Submitted for a halfbody, hope it's all gucci.

28.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nah, this guy's too ideologically driven to actually give a shit about the financial aspect beyond inflicting cruelty.

Drunken ladder-pulling hicks like him usually are, what with the whole chip on their pathetic shoulder and all.

28.02.2026 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a comic I read a while back, forgot the name, by someone who pointed out that the appeal of the post apocalypse lost its luster when they came out as trans.

I think a lot of apocalyptic ideation stems from a terminal unfulfillment of life. It'd track with most prepper types I know.

28.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy fucking based

28.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly I'm not surprised in the slightest.

27.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sure embracing the Nazi shit will help the Scouts get more membership.

27.02.2026 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The green mood lighting is fitting for a Champion of Nurgle.

27.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Huh. So apparently I nabbed about $300 of official 2021 Warhammer 40K terrain when I was buying leftover terrain from my LGS for like, $35.

Nice, everything's coming up Trenchbird.

27.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, after a certain time immersed in shitwater, you'd figure even if anyone still had anything stenciled, it'd be long since rendered illegible anyways.

27.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love being reminded that it's not just Republicans wrapped in McCarthyist panic bullshit.

Ffs.

26.02.2026 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You are so full of shit.

The 90s called, they want the bullshit rhetoric they borrowed from the 70s back.

Also, stop trying to disarm queer people when the Country's trying to fucking murder us, thanks.

26.02.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If these fucking shitheels tell you the sky is blue, they're lying.

26.02.2026 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About the vibe I got from it. I averaged about one major bug a boss fight, but did genuinely enjoy the story.

Reptical also needed to be in the game more. I am very biased and very much enjoyed the skater lizard.

25.02.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Natural consequence and end point of adhering to many right-wing conservative values in a world increasingly bereft of reasons to logically stick to them.

25.02.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, you might not be neurologically forced to say or do shit due to whatever non-confirming aspect you have, but you also *have something that is nonconforming about you* that can arbitrarily be used as a wedge to fuck you over.

Did we learn fucking *nothing* in the past five fucking years?

24.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0