Picturing the Blue Jays laughing as each of their wishes comes true last night.
- "Yeah, have them play 15 innings with 7 guys throwing 209 pitches"
- "Then have them all get hammered on champagne"
- "Cool... Now have them take a long flight and play us in less than 48 hours"
- "Sweeeeet"
11.10.2025 12:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
You may have wanted to avert your eyes in the 4th quarter, but the Sultan of Stat, Dick Lipe, has a strong stomach.
It was preseason in October in Toronto, but the Celtic subs made it look a lot like summer league in July in Vegas.
The Sultan's notes from a 107-105 Boston loss:
11.10.2025 03:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's just the preseason, but the Sultan of Stat, Dick Lipe, insisted on getting in his reps as the Celtics opened against the Grizzlies.
Though he didn't make the trip to Memphis, the Sultan's aura had barbecue at Rendezvous and got hammered at B.B. King's on Beale Street.
Sweet.
09.10.2025 04:14 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
It's just the preseason, but the Sultan of Stat, Dick Lipe, insisted on getting in his reps as the Celtics opened against the Grizzlies.
Though he didn't make the trip to Memphis, the Sultan's aura had barbecue at Rendezvous and got hammered at B.B. King's on Beale Street.
Sweet.
09.10.2025 04:14 β π 11 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
Would like to think Mercury Morris is having a heavenly sip of champagne tonight -- and begrudgingly thanking the Patriots for making sure the '72 Dolphins are still the only undefeated team in NFL history.
06.10.2025 04:46 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Charles Barkley Talks Sixers, Celtics, Ryder Cup & ESPN [Exclusive Steve Bulpett Interview]
In a new exclusive from Steve Bulpett, Charles Barkley talks the Philadelphia 76ers, Boston Celtics, and rocky transition from TNT to ESPN.
Want more Charles? Here he is on...
-- the "crazy" Eastern Conference
-- Tom Thibodeau
-- how his 76ers could arise
-- the old Philly-Boston rivalry (and how he's now friends with those Celts)
-- the Ryder Cup mess
-- Inside the NBA's move from TNT to ESPN.
bit.ly/3VOb8lY
02.10.2025 13:58 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Celtics' Roster Teardown Wasn't About the Second Apron: Charles Barkley [Exclusive]
In an exclusive with Heavy's Steve Bulpett, Charles Barkley says he likes the second apron and it wasn't the reason the Celtics teardown.
While @celticsnba.bsky.social fans would beg to differ, Charles Barkley thinks the NBA's second apron is a good thing...
And he doesn't believe it's why the Celts traded two starters and let other regulars leave as free agents.
He explains:
bit.ly/3VNyjgf
02.10.2025 12:46 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Charles Barkley Talks Sixers, Celtics, Ryder Cup & ESPN [Exclusive Steve Bulpett Interview]
In a new exclusive from Steve Bulpett, Charles Barkley talks the Philadelphia 76ers, Boston Celtics, and rocky transition from TNT to ESPN.
Want more Charles? Here he is on...
-- the "crazy" Eastern Conference
-- Tom Thibodeau
-- how his 76ers could arise
-- the old Philly-Boston rivalry (and how he's now friends with those Celts)
-- the Ryder Cup mess
-- Inside the NBA's move from TNT to ESPN.
bit.ly/3VOb8lY
02.10.2025 13:58 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Celtics' Roster Teardown Wasn't About the Second Apron: Charles Barkley [Exclusive]
In an exclusive with Heavy's Steve Bulpett, Charles Barkley says he likes the second apron and it wasn't the reason the Celtics teardown.
While @celticsnba.bsky.social fans would beg to differ, Charles Barkley thinks the NBA's second apron is a good thing...
And he doesn't believe it's why the Celts traded two starters and let other regulars leave as free agents.
He explains:
bit.ly/3VNyjgf
02.10.2025 12:46 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0
Charles Barkley Talks Sixers, Celtics, Ryder Cup & ESPN [Exclusive Steve Bulpett Interview]
In a new exclusive from Steve Bulpett, Charles Barkley talks the Philadelphia 76ers, Boston Celtics, and rocky transition from TNT to ESPN.
After talking Celtics and the second apron, here's Charles on
-- the "crazy" Eastern Conference
-- Tom Thibodeau
-- how his 76ers could arise
-- the old Philly-Boston rivalry (and how he's now friends with those Celts)
-- the Ryder Cup mess
-- Inside the NBA's move from TNT to ESPN
bit.ly/3VOb8lY
01.10.2025 23:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Celtics' Roster Teardown Wasn't About the Second Apron: Charles Barkley [Exclusive]
In an exclusive with Heavy's Steve Bulpett, Charles Barkley says he likes the second apron and it wasn't the reason the Celtics teardown.
NEW: First of two stories with Charles Barkley...
He's a proponent of the NBA's second apron and doesn't think it's to blame for the Celtics' roster overhaul. ... Also he's big on Kristaps Porzingis.
(Next up: Random thoughts with Charles.)
bit.ly/3VNyjgf
01.10.2025 22:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
Happy Earth, Wind & Fire Day to all who celebrate.
BA-DEE-YA, my friends...
youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk
21.09.2025 14:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Read to the end for a behind-the-scenes story of how Paul Pierce stepped up in the Pitino era and showed leadership at a very young age. ... Actually quite a bit of inside stuff here.
18.09.2025 00:33 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Read to the end for a behind-the-scenes story of how Paul Pierce stepped up in the Pitino era and showed leadership at a very young age. ... Actually quite a bit of inside stuff here.
18.09.2025 00:33 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Paul Pierce's Alpha-Dog Advice for Jaylen Brown β Steve Bulpett Exclusive
Celtics legend Paul Pierce spoke with Steve Bulpett about what Jaylen Brown must do to assume the lead role as Tatum recovers from injury.
Paul Pierce on Jaylen Brown:
"When you start getting more of the rope, youβve got to be more responsible. Heβs going to get more leeway... now heβs the main focus. With that comes more responsibility. You know, βHow do I get my other teammates involved more?'"
bit.ly/46nZNOw
17.09.2025 19:52 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 1
Posted last night:
@celticsnba.bsky.social legend Paul Pierce talks about Jaylen Brown's new responsibilities. ... Some very good perspective here.
16.09.2025 11:19 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Posted last night:
@celticsnba.bsky.social legend Paul Pierce talks about Jaylen Brown's new responsibilities. ... Some very good perspective here.
16.09.2025 11:19 β π 5 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Paul Pierce on Celticsβ Overhaul: Tatum Injury Made Moves βEasier to Makeβ
Boston Celtics legend Paul Pierce talked to Heavy on Celtics about the changes in Boston this offseason and the team's new owners.
Celtic legend Paul Pierce looks back to the playoffs ("Yeah, they blew that series. That had nothing to do with the Knicksβ talent...") and the Celts' reliance on 3-pointers.
Then he offers his opinions on the new ownership and the season ahead.
bit.ly/4meuImj
11.09.2025 14:40 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Paul Pierce on Celticsβ Overhaul: Tatum Injury Made Moves βEasier to Makeβ
Boston Celtics legend Paul Pierce talked to Heavy on Celtics about the changes in Boston this offseason and the team's new owners.
Celtic legend Paul Pierce looks back to the playoffs ("Yeah, they blew that series. That had nothing to do with the Knicksβ talent...") and the Celts' reliance on 3-pointers.
Then he offers his opinions on the new ownership and the season ahead.
bit.ly/4meuImj
11.09.2025 14:40 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Paul Pierce on Celticsβ Overhaul: Tatum Injury Made Moves βEasier to Makeβ
Boston Celtics legend Paul Pierce talked to Heavy on Celtics about the changes in Boston this offseason and the team's new owners.
NEW:
Paul Pierce opens up about the Celtics...
-- how they "blew that series" against the Knicks
-- their reliance on 3-pointers
-- how much Jayson Tatum's injury impacted the offseason moves
-- his confidence in the new ownership
-- and more β¬οΈ
bit.ly/4meuImj
10.09.2025 22:15 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Paul Pierce on Celticsβ Overhaul: Tatum Injury Made Moves βEasier to Makeβ
Boston Celtics legend Paul Pierce talked to Heavy on Celtics about the changes in Boston this offseason and the team's new owners.
NEW:
Paul Pierce opens up about the Celtics...
-- how they "blew that series" against the Knicks
-- their reliance on 3-pointers
-- how much Jayson Tatum's injury impacted the offseason moves
-- his confidence in the new ownership
-- and more β¬οΈ
bit.ly/4meuImj
10.09.2025 22:15 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Early wins > Early Wynn *
* Adjusted for recency bias
10.09.2025 05:08 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A tale of two rookie pitchers by facial hair...
Payton Tolle: gets a 5 o'clock shadow at 3 p.m.
Connelly Early: shaves once a month whether he needs it or not.
10.09.2025 04:08 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Or does Nick Offerman have something he needs to tell Megan?
"Then showed a photo of a baby... his eyes were like mine" -- M. Jackson.
30.08.2025 03:26 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Which one of these guys is pitching for the Red Sox tonight?
29.08.2025 23:49 β π 10 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1
Anfernee Simons' Future With Celtics Remains Uncertain: NBA Executives
Anfernee Simons future in Boston remains uncertain and one NBA GM told Heavy's Steve Bulpett that the Celtics are still listening on trades.
ICYMI:
Celtics "still very much willing" to talk Anfernee Simons trade. But one exec thinks C's should think twice:
Because of players lost, "Joe Mazzullaβs going to have to completely change the style of play. And Simonsβ¦ nobody can score like him on that team other than Brown."
bit.ly/4lT6PjQ
29.08.2025 14:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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