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Great to see you Karen! That was fun!

The friendly giant prepares a rocking chair

The transfer of power from one Prime Minister to another after a leadership vote can be confusing.

Before the new leader can assume the office, the Governor General (pictured below) must first prepare their rocking chair.

as much as i love rice, i HATE cooking it. throw a grain into a pot of boiling water, wait, fish it out. throw in another, wait, fish it out. i’m still cooking friday night’s fucking dinner. sorry for the language but i am so over this

Small German Shepard-Shiba inu mix puppy

Large German Shepard-Shiba inu adult dog

Dog evolved

Hahaha awesome to see you! Yeah Fringe! After waiting in line for 20 mins they told us those Pakoras were going to take 40 minutes lol 😳 I hope you got some!

Neil deGrasse Tyson Informs Captive Locked in His Basement That Fear is Illogical NEW YORK — Famed scientist Neil deGrasse Tyson told a captive locked up in his basement this evening that his emotional responses were “incredibly illogical,”…

Neil deGrasse Tyson Informs Captive Locked in His Basement That Fear is Illogical

Image of one of those liberal yard signs but the text says: IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE THEY CAME FROM UNDER THE GROUND THE BONES ARE THEIR MONEY SO ARE THE WORMS THEY PULL YOUR HAIR UP, BUT NOT OUT TO TURN INTO A MAN AND HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE AT LIFE

his palms are sweaty
knees weak
arms are heavy
there's

“Gonna turn this Pizza Hut into a Pizza Home”

It’s lunch: Edward Sandwichhands

The cover of Designing Data-Intensive Applications by Martin Kleppmann. There is an image of a wild boar leaping.

A boar sleeping on a mattress by a dumpster.

reading about designing data-intensive applications vs. actually designing data-intensive applications

picture of Eric Carle's Very Hungry Caterpillar captioned REJECT TASKS EMBRACE COCOON

I'm starting a crew who's in

A picture of Dinosaurs in a street-scape, from DINOTOPIA

A picture of Dinosaurs in a street-scape, from DINOTOPIA

This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities

In the first three months of 2015, a total of 7.7 million vehicles boarded a B.C. Ferry. In the first three months of 2023, it was 9.4 million.

That's an extra 1.7 million cars, with no massive improvements to the terminals, fleets, or number of sailings.

Cowering man labled 'me googling transparent images' confronted by a man with a knife on a gray checkered background labled 'fake pngs'

Every mf'in time

A meme in the style of the "you wouldn't steal a car" meme, but instead there are four separate sections of text. They read, respectively: You wouldn't enter a hospital. You wouldn't talk to the receptionist. You wouldn't talk to a doctor. You wouldn't comfort your grieving wife.

a triumph of memetic engineering

alphabet: hi

me: :)

alphabet: jk

me: :(

Just watching Hijack and they had one of the characters forget to unmute on Zoom ahhhhhhh

kendall roy with blue eyes, high on spice, wearing one of the breather things from dune

uhh, yeah man. this spice is sort of awesome. like, praise be to the shai-hulud and shit.

If you lie down on the floor in McDonald's you get to meet the manager

a Tumblr post of a fox standing in the snow recoiling from wind. the caption says "it fucken WIMDY" it has 104,801 notes.

what memes have ruined your brain?

for example, if i die in a tornado there's a 70% chance that my last words were "it fucken WIMDY" because of this post

Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺

I like it here and I don’t think a mega corp Twitter clone can kill spaces like these.

There is a high level of original thought and engagement, people care about each other and maintain a strong space minimizing bad faith, harassment, and disinfo, which lets people be themselves & build community

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Bringing back some PSA for the newcomers, if you feel like all the replies are CLUTTERING your feed, you can turn them off in the settings!

hitman: who am I killing?

dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov?

hitman: rings a bell

dog: *narrows eyes* that's right

Getting some bubble tea 😊

One guy in a Snoopy costume hands another guy in a Snoopy costume a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy rave." They're pupils enlarge and one says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up." A large group of men dance like Snoopy to Deep House music in a darkened environment. A guy shows up dressed like Brian Griffin. One Snoopy says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin" Another Snoopy admonishes Brian "get the fuck out of here, dude." Brian Griffin looks unhappy.