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28 year old with absolutely no filter. Aspiring journalist, audiophile, ludophile, and bibliophile. AKA, that weird kid. Making your life just that much more interesting since 1996. (Mostly lurker, occasional poster, there is no Dana only ZUUL.)

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In other news: oil experts more likely than climate scientists to claim fossil fuel use has no impact on climate change.

What was the point of this exercise again?

03.04.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Democratic Party,

You ain’t raising money until you start raising hell.

Sincerely,

A Huge Portion of Your Supporters

06.03.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14371    πŸ” 3301    πŸ’¬ 594    πŸ“Œ 376

I like that this told me everything I need to know about what happened.

02.03.2025 04:08 β€” πŸ‘ 683    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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trump: I’m going to protect women

women: no thank you

trump: I’m gonna do it

women: please don’t

trump: I have kicked those 7 trans girls off the jv volleyball team

women: what

trump: and brought back andrew tate

women: why

trump: YOU’RE WELCOME WOMEN also you can’t vote anymore

27.02.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6837    πŸ” 1919    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 49
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Today’s Oaxaca, Mexico wall art. The world understands.

22.02.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2420    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 22
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a man holding a glass with the words i hate this behind him Alt: a man holding a glass with the words i hate this behind him
12.02.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

10.02.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 50213    πŸ” 9764    πŸ’¬ 824    πŸ“Œ 426

Breaking News: Philadelphia reduced to smoldering crater. Super Bowl parade will still go ahead.

10.02.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Philadelphia Eagles are playing a powerfully erotic football game.

10.02.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1118    πŸ” 107    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

Po Mahomes

10.02.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Step 1 - set free militants loyal to you

Step 2 - demonize marginalized segments of society

Step 3 - purge civil servants and oversight <β€”β€” you are here

Step 4 - claim authority to rule by decree

Step 5 - fascism

22.01.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1113    πŸ” 519    πŸ’¬ 48    πŸ“Œ 38
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The artist, David Cohen is an Asheville-based artist/musician and resident of over forty years. His cartoon work spans various subjects ranging from local issues based in Asheville to more national political events and even to one-off, word-play-oriented jokes. ❀️ Give credit to artists when you can.

24.01.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24798    πŸ” 4839    πŸ’¬ 296    πŸ“Œ 215
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Happy happy birthday to JB Pritzker, a man who isn't gonna roll over for Donald Trump.

Proud to have you as my governor.

πŸ’ͺ

19.01.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2614    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 102    πŸ“Œ 15

It’s a sad day to be a fan of outsider cinema. Rest well, David Lynch. What you have built will live forever.

16.01.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Washington Post’s daily traffic is roughly equivalent to a few of my friends who make YouTube videos in their apartments

14.01.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 1

I will never not be thankful for President Biden being a kind human being and his many accomplishments. Nor will I ever not be thoroughly disgusted by his willingness to treat this like every other changeover in presidential history. His legacy is marred in my book.

11.01.2025 01:11 β€” πŸ‘ 928    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 89    πŸ“Œ 6
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deadder.substack.com

05.01.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 18180    πŸ” 4433    πŸ’¬ 237    πŸ“Œ 190
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Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

04.01.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 65035    πŸ” 31050    πŸ’¬ 1043    πŸ“Œ 1123
A quote from Shafow the Hedgehog in one his stages saying: Inhaling this gas fills me with evil.

A quote from Shafow the Hedgehog in one his stages saying: Inhaling this gas fills me with evil.

When the weed hit goes terribly awry

02.01.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 515    πŸ” 149    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 2
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Anyone get a gift they didn't ask for... that you're beginning to grow fond of?

30.12.2024 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 38397    πŸ” 1475    πŸ’¬ 1232    πŸ“Œ 67
The final Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. The entire page is mostly white as they're in the winter snow. The pair is walking with a sledge, nicely duffled in in scarves, hats, gloves. Calvin delightedly exclaims 'wow, it really snowed las night! Isn't it wonderful?'. Hobbes follows up with 'Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand-new!' -- A new year... a fresh, clean start!' adds Calvin. As they look over the landscape, Hobbes observes 'it's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!' -- 'A day full of possibilities!' Calvin affirms. They get ready on their sledge and Calvin tells his friend 'it's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... let's go exploring!', and the pair sledges off into the wintery landscape.

The final Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. The entire page is mostly white as they're in the winter snow. The pair is walking with a sledge, nicely duffled in in scarves, hats, gloves. Calvin delightedly exclaims 'wow, it really snowed las night! Isn't it wonderful?'. Hobbes follows up with 'Everything familiar has disappeared! The world looks brand-new!' -- A new year... a fresh, clean start!' adds Calvin. As they look over the landscape, Hobbes observes 'it's like having a big white sheet of paper to draw on!' -- 'A day full of possibilities!' Calvin affirms. They get ready on their sledge and Calvin tells his friend 'it's a magical world, Hobbes, ol' buddy... let's go exploring!', and the pair sledges off into the wintery landscape.

31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

31.12.2024 12:21 β€” πŸ‘ 22222    πŸ” 4797    πŸ’¬ 280    πŸ“Œ 268
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This is so spot-on it’s scary.

29.12.2024 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 55558    πŸ” 14405    πŸ’¬ 1149    πŸ“Œ 670

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

29.12.2024 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 23032    πŸ” 3083    πŸ’¬ 212    πŸ“Œ 139
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Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, 100, dies Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter has died at home in Georgia.

Former President Jimmy Carter, a man who redefined what a post-presidency could be, died Sunday. He was 100.

www.ajc.com/news/former-...

29.12.2024 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1028    πŸ” 287    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 116
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I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. πŸ‡©πŸ‡° 🀣

25.12.2024 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 35004    πŸ” 10814    πŸ’¬ 1588    πŸ“Œ 2025
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just now seeing this transition from the Potato Bowl to Monday Night Countdown and... this is way more clever than I would expect given how few people are likely to have even noticed what they did here

25.12.2024 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

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