Amazing
22.02.2026 04:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Amazing
22.02.2026 04:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence π₯
01.12.2025 11:09 β π 27599 π 10757 π¬ 546 π 922
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
Iβm not able to DM you. I think because youβre not following me back
06.11.2025 23:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π₯π₯π₯
05.11.2025 14:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs worked on me here and there π
05.11.2025 12:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I canβt wait! ππ₯
05.11.2025 05:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I canβt wait! ππ₯
05.11.2025 05:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0lol someone DMβd me trying to trick me into sending to them instead. Wild. Does this mean Iβve made it?
05.11.2025 03:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Understood. Thank you so much.
05.11.2025 00:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Would this work for PayPal too by chance?
04.11.2025 23:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβll do my best to keep being of use
04.11.2025 22:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sβ¦sent! Thank you!
04.11.2025 21:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
If you touch it, it's Santa Clause rules.
It's also how they pick the new Noid, so be careful.
Damn dude. You make me want to throw my other one in the goddamn trash and track down all of these now.
Fml.
He was soooo good.
08.08.2025 15:46 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sounds like straight out of an episode of Black Mirror or something.
06.08.2025 15:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0every time i eat any sort of poultry leg or some such i am whisked back to this post
05.08.2025 22:40 β π 4916 π 817 π¬ 72 π 27Google can romance your significant other so you don't have to! More time for you to consume more advertisements to feed our machine!
06.08.2025 14:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0We used to be a proper country
05.08.2025 00:38 β π 3118 π 443 π¬ 62 π 29<4
02.08.2025 14:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Miyamoto knows I need it.
02.08.2025 04:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I need to finally pick this up.
02.08.2025 01:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh myyyy
01.08.2025 17:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh man. I wish I could have made it to this one. Hope you had a blast!
31.07.2025 18:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Salman Rushdie on what people often misunderstand about βSlaughterhouse-Fiveβ and its refrain, βSo it goes.β
31.07.2025 15:09 β π 434 π 118 π¬ 21 π 13I would rather die than create an account to continue
30.07.2025 13:29 β π 7938 π 1464 π¬ 65 π 36slurpee machine with one crashed screen
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
29.07.2025 21:29 β π 18506 π 5969 π¬ 229 π 356