Caoimhe Deyn

What's a girl gotta do to get some attention around here?

I'm gonna say it: she did nothing wrong

Guy who has only read Les Miserables and Journey to the West, reading his third ever book: So when does the unreasonably strong guy with an iron banded cudgel show up?

i don't think there's really an answer to that question

Not exactly a moneyshot but here's my new walls

The reason my best friend is my best friend is I'll build a new gate in minecraft inspired by the Ishtar Gate of Babylon and he'll take one look at it and immediately go 'oh gosh that's very Babylonian!'

Fascinating. Thank you for your wisdom, Professor Chicken

Yeah actually I really do want to know this, it's been keeping me up at night for almost a decade

It's an entirely unrelated point but I was on tinder on my phone under the table here and organised my first ever date while we were eating

I'm not autistic I just have mild brain damage and was poorly socialised as a child

my flatmate keeps trying to diagnose me with autism and she sent me an autism test and when I only got 21% she refused to believe that was possible

Native to the region around this one chicken restaurant in Lisbon, I hear

Spooky Scary Lesbians send shivers down your leg

Xana is stronger than me because if I saw my ex's skeleton I think I would actually be scared

Hmmm...you will likely die, but so be it. Go then, to Druscashti, and bring me the blood I desire.

Once my family took me to a chicken restaurant, and we all ordered a half chicken, and they brought out 5 left sides of a chicken, and I looked at the next table and they all had left sides of a chicken, and when I looked around the restaurant there was not a single right side of a chicken

hawk tuah is back and is woke now

i carry a gun but not because i’m scared of people. i’m scared of rabies. i’m scared i might not know i’m infected. i’m scared it will drive me crazy. so i shoot every animal i see

are there any books i can read that will save my life and fix everything forever? or better yet just a tv show

if i had a wife i would touch her. but if i had a husband i would let other people handle that for me i think

has anyone noticed how the days keep coming and the weeks keep coming and the years go by like freeway lamps in fog, indistinct, in motion, trailing their coronas behind for only a moment before disappearing entirely?

(drunk, slurring my speech, trying to explain to the officer how the 14 car pile-up wasn’t my fault) i jusss girl-bosst too close toothuh sun

i’ve been thinking about it and i believe soon i will have an opinion on woke

okay she's also on bluesky but hasn't posted in four months. Devastating

Soli Solstice is funnier than Dril, to me personally

it's so upsetting that my favourite poster on the entire internet is only on twitter and has their account locked, because otherwise I would be retweeting all of their posts for all time and making sure you all know how funny she is

kinda shit Lara Croft was doing in the latest games

Books I've read, 2026

I love cities, I love the idea of cities, I love specific cities, I love cities generally. I love the history of cities, I love the future of cities. I love to wander cities. I love to live in cities. I love to build cities and imagine cities and dream of cities. I love cities

Book 5: The History of the City in Maps:

If you're sensing a theme in the books I've read this year, that's because my wife got me a bunch of books about cities and infrastructure for christmas. I'm obsessed with the map of Paris from this, I want to build it in Minecraft.