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Meddling Kid

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If I were scripting this, I’d have him arrested on sexual assault and human sex trafficking accuasations live on TV during the state of the union address.

That’s also the only reason I’d watch it.

24.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fact you took it down does not undo you posted it in the 1st place. And if your official handle is being run by an β€œunknown” staffer, wtf is running the country?

So basically your admin is vehemently racist *and* embarrassingly incompetent.

Here’s another.

I call it β€œ86-47: A Space Odyssey”

07.02.2026 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just a reminder, you're not the only one who can post doctored images of Presidents as apes.

And only the GOP would use objective racism as a better distraction for sex trafficking and pedophilia.

06.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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The initial reviews and tkt sales are in and it’s like the cinematic version of being impeached.

If this were an indie darling, it would be called β€œFlopping Melania”.

I don’t want to see any more documentary footage of her or her husband unless it’s shot by Zapruder.

31.01.2026 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I was racking my brain trying to think what the MELANIA poster reminded me of…

Where have i seen this before…

Then I got it.

I’d just say in the original, I’d tweak the tag line to be: β€œI am must remembering my Proud Boys”.

29.01.2026 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I call it the β€œLollipop Gestapo”.

27.01.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey, because I’m a nice guy, I decided to help MAGA men out by designing an updated flag for them that best represents their beliefs.

27.01.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I know I’m late to the party but felt like I needed to do this one, esp given his tacky need for gold.

21.01.2026 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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86 47 26

01.01.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching "Death By Lightning" and so far, really like...

But just me or did everyone else immediately think the est shot of the Army Medical Museum from 1969 looks like it contains the Ark of the Covenant?

19.12.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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for Rob Reiner...

16.12.2025 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Posting for no particular reason, an image of a dog "not barking" in the company of a much younger, female puppy.

But funny, now that you mention it, isn't it ironic that Michael Wolff emailed Epstein to let "Trump hang himself' when in fact, that's literally, reportedly what Epstein did? ;)

13.11.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I really feel the recent press conference photo should be memed like Bernie Sanders with the gloves.

Here's some thought starters.

(Inc alt of Hindenburg in color as somehow him in color seemed even funnier).

08.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I also just posted on a friend's page this looks like a shot from a supernatural-comedy where the lead character doesn't realize they're dead yet and it is them on the floor as their out-of-body soul wonders what idiot just died behind them.

06.11.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Feeling nostalgic for my old Halloween albums so conjured covers I wished they’d made (forgive minor use of the real dark, supernatural forces of AIβ€”rest assured these were still heavily photoshopped by what’s left of a human).

Happy Halloween!

#TheEvilDead comes in vers w and w/o Oldsmobile.

31.10.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The story of current America in two images

21.10.2025 14:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To anyone going to No Kings Protest today and in need of some extra signage, here’s a couple tweaks to the recent TIME cover for you… (along with one old chestnut)

18.10.2025 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump’s approval rating falls again in poll It is one of many polls that have seen Trump's approval rating drop in recent days.

If it's true that it was "low ratings" that got Kimmel pulled from air, ummm, then why do we still have Trump in office?

Because of any president since poll numbers began, he continuously has the lowest ratings.

www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

24.09.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be clear, MAGA thinks it’s ok to have some Americans die to support the 2nd Amendment but intolerable to have some late night comedy to support the 1st.

18.09.2025 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is like Federal Bureau of Investigation version of a dog earing their homework.

Also, the only thing that could make that text thread more suspicious is if they somehow accidentally also included a reporter from the Atlantic.

17.09.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He said it. I didn’t.

Ok, I thought it. And prob said it 10,000 times.

But he just said it and aloud.

15.09.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny, when MAGA was just yesterday crying for a β€œCivil War”, I had no idea it was Confederate against Confederate.

12.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Equally disturbing is its uncomfortable resemblance to the poster for β€œMovie 43”

08.09.2025 23:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just me -- or does Trump's Epstein bday card bear (or "bare") an uncomfortable resemblance to historic flop "Movie 43"?

08.09.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0