Meddling Kid

Trump firing the BLS is like Uwe Boll firing Rotten Tomatoes.

How much you wanna bet his next tactic is going to be:

“Donald Trump is not my name. I’ve never called myself Donald Trump. It’s Obama’s name”.

I likewise have never "wrote" a drawing but I have been known to try my hand at photoshop.

Alt title (and expression)

Despite him desperately trying to separate himself like he was just caught with Epstein at a Coldplay concert, I say keep those cards (including birthday cards) and letters coming...

Here's another I just made (w an alt in the comments).

Yeah, not going to Let It Go.

I'm now just waiting for further proof to surface that Trump knew Project 2025 back when it was only Project 2016.

Also explains LA.

4th of July, cheers.

I guess we just dropped the f-bomb on the Middle East?

Always said I could teach film school in two words: Watch #Jaws.

My Dad took his 4 yr old (against all sound judgement). Some years later, here’s that kid taking a pic with his celeb-crush at Universal Studios

(Much like the shark, 1970’s brown, Garanimals suit also not working)

Happy 50th 🦈💫

"I may do it, I may not do it"
-- The Commander in Chief of the United States,

Nah, I’m pissed. Maybe tmrw.

I have to give MAGA credit for one thing.

They have succeeded in removing all "DEI" from domestic terrorism.

I hear it’s someone’s birthday!

Happy 86th.

Vance: “There are many lies the corporate media tells about President Trump. One of the most glaring is that he's impulsive or short-tempered”

All of Trump’s daily apoplectic ALL CAPS tweet rants against everyone who’s said anything he doesn’t like: “Hold my bleach”.

I feel like we’re about to watch Godzilla Vs Kong, if Godzilla always chickened out and Kong was high as hell on ketamine.

And Skull Island was Idiocracy.

I can only hope the day it happens, her NYT's obit simply says "She was right".

Q: Why did the chicken (taco) cross the road?

A: He didn’t. He started to— got halfway— then ran back to the curb, then started again, then got scared then ran back again.

Then China crossed the road.

Funny, I woke up this am craving 86 tacos.

Also

How much would you love it if the white South African refugees Trump just let in immediately started eating the dogs and the cats.

How long before there’s a TV show called “Chicago Pope”

Maybe instead of banning trans people from proudly serving their country, they should concentrate on replacing whichever cis-gender ones keep losing expensive fighter jets.

Great, so the movie tkt that currently costs $18 will soon cost like $36, basically assuring the death knell of cinema.
You are the worst thing to happen to filmmaking since found footage. And I realize you don't care about foreign films since neither you nor your supporters can read subtitles.

Per the ABC interview of him not understanding that the photo of the tattoo he's looking at has had text added and the text itself is NOT the tattoo...

By this own logic, I can now claim the current sitting POTUS has "I'm Literally A Fucking Idiot" literally tattooed across his forehead.