cob loaf

Dude wtf you look incredible

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

what can i say, i like em! 😌

🔍👀

humpday is so special to me 🥲

Aww :)

hhhnnnggg

Daaamn 🤩

💪💪💪

Yes exactly! But yeah damn, not what I was hoping you'd say haha. Thats ok, I'll still hold onto it in the hope that one day someone will know what necessary magic can be performed on it

Ah it looks so good! I have a classic that i really want to fix up but i have no idea where to even start 😅 you reckon its worth sending it out to a dedicated fixer-upper, or learn to do it yourself?

white lotus is such an empty show

crazy i know

Lowering the score on letterboxd of this short film by half a star for the jumpscare

😍

thank you glaswegian plumber with rip in the back of your shorts, i will remember you for always

start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door

Bill Gates undermined open-source software for decades by propagating the notion of danger in it, and instead created corporate monopolies to his own benefit -- by extension, solidifying tech companies malignant approaches to market domination and parasitic capitalism. He is not morally exempt.

intel from 2019

cute as helllllll

Had literally just finished a rewatch of Twin Peaks (with @grumpycub.bsky.social , his first time seeing it!). I love Lynch’s work so much, it’s so sad to see him go. Safe travels on that transcendental sea.

🤩

Some of you are just terribly behaved and god chose me to tell you you’re an idiot! my very humble condolences!

Apologies for the all scold-posting, but you don’t need to post your grandmother’s memorial portrait from her wake on the same page as you showing your dry af penis, like c’mon

[redacted] more CEOs and ill post hog again

Ooh I haven’t tried those ones yet

Actually *THE* best boost there is

holding space for my discord kitten

This is a cringe response

im banning you all from using the phrase “any volunteers?”