Jonathan Northall

Did Onana pull a DDT on Mac Alister like he was Jake the Snake??? #LIVAVL

At my local Bunnings, it’s more like salmonella and cockroach. Wash it down with a lukewarm can of Coke from 2018.

If anyone missed Liverpool’s goal… #LIVAVL

Still time for me to get to Bunnings for opening…

Well, we have been offering gifts all game but Martinez has delivered a right royal balls up there. “Idiot” is the cleanest thing I can say here. #LIVAVL #AVFC

Not sure why the consternation from the Liverpool faithful. Offside even in the good old days of eyes and flags only. #LIVAVL

Indeed. 81% possession for your boys doesn’t do my BP much good.

The statistics by Copilot? Anyone else expecting a picture of a cat instead at some point??? #LIVAVL

“Good game for the neutral”

Agreed. Guessand running like he’s had a couple of Bunnings’ snags though. Needed to do better.

6am on a Sunday: I’m getting up to watch Villa at Liverpool. If we are winning, it could be noisy early doors. If we are losing, I could be in Bunnings by 7:15. Either way—up the Villa! ☕⏰🦁

#AVFC #UTV #LIVAVL

One of those Saturday afternoons in Brisbane. ⛈️⚡️ #bneweather #storms #lightningstrike #qld #strayamate

Wonderful to see 🐧🏒

So sad. A kid doing what he loved and now he’s gone. Thinking of the cricket community, the Fern Gully CC, Ben’s friends and family at this devastating time. #BenAustin

OTD | 27 October 312 AD ⚔️✨
Constantine the Great allegedly saw a glowing cross in the sky before the Battle of the Milvian Bridge — and decided to rebrand the Roman Empire overnight.

#OTD #HistoryNerd #DivineMarketing #Constantine

Monday again. The day my bed transforms into the most loyal, understanding place on Earth — and my alarm clock becomes Satan’s apprentice. ☕💀

Anyway, let’s pretend we’re thrilled to be here.

#MondayMotivation #BarelyAlive #SendHelpAndCoffee

Currently reading Corpus by Rory Clements — Cambridge, 1936. Fascists in the shadows, everyone terribly polite about it.

Like Brideshead Revisited met Tinker Tailor in a smoky pub and decided to start a coup. 🇬🇧📖

#CurrentlyReading #RoryClements #Corpus #BookNerd #HistoricalThriller

Will check it out

“Back when all-black outfits were a lifestyle, not a fashion choice. 🖤

No filters, no hashtags — just stairs, questionable posing, and the quiet confidence of people who thought they’d invented cool. 😎

#TBT #RetroVibes #BeforeTheAlgorithms #MoodyAndUnapologetic

Baseball, comedy, and mortality — all in one photo.
Lou Gehrig, the Iron Horse who’d soon face ALS, standing with the Marx Brothers — chaos, laughter, absurdity incarnate.

A reminder: joy and tragedy often share the same dugout.

#History #Baseball #Comedy #LouGehrig #MarxBrothers #Life

“Hire smart people so they can tell us what to do.”

Sure, Steve. And yet half of LinkedIn still thinks leadership means micromanaging people who know twice as much as they do. 🙃

🔥 Hire brilliance. 👂 Listen to it. 🚀 Get out of its way.

#Leadership #RealityCheck #MicromanagersBeware

When you’re 98% sure you’re nailing the candid ferry photo… and then realise you look like you’re halfway through explaining quantum mechanics to a seagull. 🛳️😅

#TravelFails #MidBlinkMasterpiece #candidnotcandid #FerryTales

Standing tall against the fading light; a reminder that legacy isn’t about applause in your lifetime, but the shadows you cast long after the sun dips below the horizon.

Every great figure starts as just a person who stood a taller than the fear around them.

#KeepClimbing #Legacy #EveningLight

April 1912.
A boy sells papers screaming “TITANIC DISASTER – GREAT LOSS OF LIFE.”
The crowd buys them, reads them, and moves on.

We haven’t changed much.
Tragedy is still something we consume, not something we confront.

#History #Titanic #Media #HumanNature #Reflection

World Series: The billion-dollar Dodgers versus a team built on cold weather, bacon, and polite vengeance. 🇨🇦

If Toronto wins, it’s history.
If LA wins, it’s just Tuesday at the accountant’s office.

Let’s go Jays — ruin some Hollywood scripts. ⚾️🥶

#BlueJays #BeatLA #WorldSeries2025

✍️ Writers — stop playing safe.

Joyce was right: “We must write dangerously.”
If your words don’t make someone uncomfortable — including you — you’re not writing, you’re reporting.

Bleed on the page. Risk something. That’s the job.

#Writing #WritersLife #JamesJoyce #Art #Creativity

Meet my great-granduncle George.

He’s got that 1900s “survived two wars, three recessions, and a lifetime of unsmiling portraits” energy.

I can’t tell if I’ve inherited his face or his general disappointment in everything.

Either way — respect, G. You wore existential dread before it was cool.

🚴‍♂️ Tour de France 2026
From Barcelona ➡️ Paris, the peloton takes on mountains, cobbles, and chaos from 4–26 July 2026.

113th edition. 21 stages. Same dream: yellow. 💛

#TDF2026 #LeTour #TourDeFrance #Cycling #ProCycling

“Dyche’s alive!!!” #forest #blessedcrossover

2:45am kick off. Nope. Can’t do it. Getting too old! 😀 🦅 vs 🦁 #UEL #AVFC