Anarchy Goose

See this is an extremely funny bit given that Labour is going to be barred from being a political party in 2029.

If they press ahead with this it is our civic duty to make sure every agent of the state trying to inflict it has as terrible a time as possible.

Bluesky Wrapped and it's how many times your own joke was explained to you

With your support, Senator Meatlord can make comedy legal again today

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

now to play my favourite Steam Deck game: "where did I put you again?"

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If they press ahead with this it is our civic duty to make sure every agent of the state trying to inflict it has as terrible a time as possible.

It's really frightening how much a lot of people just do not want to think - in fact they would rather you just went somewhere quiet and died rather than reflect on their life for even a minute.

I still really don't get how people can look across the pond, see what Trumpism has wrought in America, then look at Farage and think 'yeah but our version will be great'

excited to learn that I have overcome the frailties of my flesh and embraced the machine

every arm of our state hates us and wants us to die

Still delayed me by a day for no goddamn reason whatsoever, though.

Then on Thursday I dealt with this: bsky.app/profile/anar...

Which I eventually solved by paying a private provider to just give me the fucking tamiflu, which was cheaper than getting a taxi to and from the hospital.

For the record, I wanted to get on ozempic to help with weight loss because I have struggled with it all year and I am pre-diabetic.

The response was that they can't prescribe anything except an app until I have actually developed the serious medical conditions ozempic would otherwise prevent.

this quote is very funny to me given that my experience with the NHS this week horrified my *American* partner.

It's basically impossible to get anything at all from them in a decent timescale. 'Free at the point of use'. Fuck off. If I want any medical treatment I have to pay out of pocket anyway.

people should try blocking more often on here tbh

it's fun, free and makes things so much more chill than arguing with the internet's weirdest people

The Barstool Experiment One lonely night, Malaclypse the Younger was out drinking at a bar when two students walked in. As the evening progressed and the alcohol flowed, the students began to talk about the subjectivity of the universe; most especially the stools upon which they sat. The first explained that the stool, being made of matter which was itself made of particles between which there was a huge amount of space, could reasonably not be considered to be physical at all. The second took a different perspective; that due to the unreliability of our senses, we had only the word of a piece of malfunctioning electrified meat in our skulls that the stool exists, it could easily be a shared hallucination. Mal, filled with the Goddess' mirth, approached the young men and proposed that they undertake an experiment to settle the matter - as all good scientists ought to be able to defend their hypotheses. The students readily agreed. Whereupon Mal picked up a barstool and declared, "Reality is whatever raises a lump on your skull." Before demonstrating thus by thrashing both students into unconsciousness. And so, they were enlightened.

Classic piece of Discordian thought I always remember when theory strays too far from anything actionable.

My take on it below:

people should try blocking more often on here tbh

it's fun, free and makes things so much more chill than arguing with the internet's weirdest people

Trying to win over Trump voters means losing everyone else, and the sooner these chucklefucks recognise that the better.

Just heard someone describe the Hegseth Telegram scandal as 'quaint' in comparison to the ships he blew up and I'd really like people to remember that what he was discussing on that Telegram chat was also the cold blooded murder of a lot of civilians.

You know I hadn't considered that WB owns HP.

If Netflix acquires it and the new series dies in the tussle I'll forgive the monopolisation.

discovered I hadn't blocked bad empanda here and after clicking through to his profile to do it I need to take a shower

Some advice my screenwriting tutor gave me is that people will rarely take action until they are forced to do so, and that has proven surprisingly applicable in my day to day life as well.

In court documents filed Thursday, prosecutors alleged that throughout 2019 and 2020, Cole purchased items consistent with the components used to manufacture the pipe bombs placed at the RNC and DNC. Federal officials allege that he continued to buy materials even after the bombs were placed on Jan. 5. The charging documents state that he bought galvanized pipes; end caps; battery connectors; kitchen timers; electrical wire and steel wool from retailers, including Home Depot and Walmart, to make the explosives. Cole also purchased safety glasses, sandpaper, protective gloves and disinfecting wipes in the months leading up to the attack on the Capitol,

This part in the story about the arrest of the alleged pipe bomber sticks out. These purchases were done long before the event. These are common household items. The FBI having access to that level of data for that period of time is alarming.

really curious, what are the grounds to object on adding a canopy to a carpark? I can't imagine it is spoiling many views

There are no right hands for this data.

The thing about healthcare, disability support etc is that there really is no budget that should be set on these.

The amount of money they have access to should be the amount required to give everyone what they need and it's not a bill anyone should try to reduce. It is plainly immoral to try.

Gonna say it again: the problems with mental health in my social circle are largely linked to the actions of Wes Streeting.

Still don't understand who thinks arresting the people who deliver your pizza is something we've been crying out for.