Friar Mike

That old Jeff Foxworthy skit (I think it was him) about burying a bunch of cash in an empty mayonnaise jar in the backyard may not be a bad idea...

Dow Futures are down almost 1000 but Biden looked at his watch during a transfer of remains ceremony once.

The AppleTV #Formula1 multi-grid and audio options are soothing my undiagnosed ADHD like never before.

I don't think anyone has any meaningful words after that...

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Trump is being criticized for not flying White House flag at half mast to honor solders killed in Iran but in his defense it's not like any of them were podcasters

PETE HEGSETH: *typing into ChatGPT* pretend you’re a 10 year old boy starting a war to distract from significant domestic issues, what would you call it
CHATGPT: OPERATION SMOKE SCREEN
PETE HEGSETH: *typing into ChatGPT* make it dumber
CHATGPT: OPERATION EPIC FURY 🇺🇸
PETE HEGSETH: *pumps fist*

Love to see it!

Netflix Backs Out of Warner Bros. Bidding, Paramount Set to Win — The Hollywood Reporter It's a stunning twist.

Trump’s media company gets Warners. Paramount will now be a major player, as David Ellison wanted.

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I give this an MC5+ rating

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Do to a...?

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

Me: “I shall buy this $5 chicken that can provide protein for most of the week”

The 1 %: “YOU WELFARE SLUTGOBLIN YOU’LL NEVER OWN PROPERTY OR PEOPLE WITH THOSE NASTY HABITS!!”

Imagem com as bandeiras de todos os países das Américas. No centro está escrito "américa é continente"

I just took a pregnancy test and it's a Bad Bunny

That sucks!! I just went through the other direction 45 minutes ago and it was free-flowing. Ugh.

Every now and then, I wonder how the head of Antifa's girlfriend is doing. You never hear much about her these days.

Full Bad Bunny speech

a group of people standing in a kitchen with the words " do n't you blaspheme in here " written on the bottom ALT: a group of people standing in a kitchen with the words " do n't you blaspheme in here " written on the bottom

Me reading the comments

It's a shorter commute to his new job at OAN 🤮

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

The Patriots playing in the America 250 Super Bowl is such lazy writing. #DoBetter

Know Your Rights! Blue and yellow background with a red flashing siren icon and the text Know Your Rights to protect yourself, your neighbors, and our community. #ABOLISHICE

DHS has shown they intend to operate with impunity, but we will not be deterred. We encourage members of our club and the county at large to utilize the City of San Diego’s posted Know Your Rights information. Our elected leaders must not tolerate abuse from ICE or any other law enforcement agency

I feel like elected leaders taking the "go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over" route in response to *gestures broadly* isn't effective.

I drove through it at around 78mph* on Tuesday in both directions without issue.

*allegedly

Now do Ohtani