Friar Mike

Begging my meteorology nerd friends to resist looking at the long-range GFS models in the Gulf of Mexico. Don't. Do. It.

Where we at on the over/under Steven Seagal returning to the US and getting hired by ICE for another "reality" police show?

I'm already annoyed by MLB Network's broadcast and it's been 10 seconds.

In my uneducated opinion, Chef Matsui has been cooked since last season.

"I said Joe Montaña" - AJ Preller

It was a beautiful day for baseball, yall

The crazy thing is... we're adults now. This could be our nightly sugar soup, and NO ONE will stop us. Except for our conscience and diabetes.

America keeps sending 79-year-old man with limited vocabulary, whose face is painted in orange pigment and hair is indescribable, overseas to speak, and all he does is rant, ramble, and riff about windmills, whales, and water pressure, which wars he thinks he has ended, and who he thinks likes him.

People here don't understand when I say it "cools down" to 95 at night in Phoenix

Chat are we cooked?

I'm stepping over you first

Combustible plane, hazardous seat materials, fuel/oil/hydraulic fumes, ...

Like the guy who rolled over his kid because he was trying to carry the child and carry-on? I mean, I get wielding the kid, but maybe recognize your priorities first

I'm not burning alive because someone is grabbing their "prada" bag that was purchased off a sidewalk in Manhattan from the overhead bin

As a frequent flyer, I support this

I was wondering how it would turn out! All of his other movies have been annoyingly bad.

I travel 2-3 times per month. I have yet to have a flight that hasn't been delayed or canceled requiring me to be rebooked. At this point, I expect to be fucked every trip. It's like being a teenager on a date with Diddy.

Show me where the cartoon hurt you ❄️

When it happens, you're probably not even going to learn about it directly before you feel it in the air. You'll just hear car horns and cheering in the streets. You'll feel confused, annoyed. You'll check your phone. Huh, 41 new texts.

Good fucking riddance to more human waste. Macho Man was better tbh.

Brewers - "power of friendship" = brilliant, groundbreaking strategy

Padres - "VAR means vibes above replacement" = Machado is a thug, Tatis has 50 kids, this team is horrible

Imagine being a columnist.

Found in House Republican conference: 219 able-bodied adults who refuse to work.

Picture of George w bush with drug symbols drawn on

The year is 2069. The $420 bill is printed featuring President George W. Kush. World peace ensues.

SLAM DIEGO? SLAM DIEGO.

#Padres @padres.com

They're so desperate to create a distraction from the distraction (and so on) that they're talking about the 2016 election? The writers on this show suck.

The Internet wins again 💀😂😅🤣

Driver who plowed into L.A. crowd leaving 30 injured, 7 critically, is shot after being attacked by bystanders The vehicle hit a crowd outside a club on Santa Monica Boulevard early Saturday morning, and it appears to have been intentional, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

Don't mess with taco carts

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Big news out of the Senate today: a ring of nude old men has summoned the Devil on the chamber floor. The wood splintered apart and the carpet tore asunder as Satan's great crooked fingers pulled open the rift, and HE looked through it with his titanic unblinking eyeball of crimson and smoke.

Maybe he needs to try closing one eye again

Spending a few days in Phoenix so I can drive on cruise control at 45mph in the fast lane.