T.M.Kenzie 🔮

Mind u I sad in the car at least 20 mins before calling him bc I just knew an attendant HAD to be coming to pump my gas any second now😭😭

orthopedist: i think you’ve got a frozen shoulder

jeffrey dahmer: yes. there’s one in my freezer right now

orthopedist: what

Me too was up at 11pm at a gas station crying otp w my dad because i couldn’t even figure out how to open the gas tank door💀 was also parked at a diesel pump

Glendale, CA - The City of Glendale has made the decision to formally terminate its agreement with U.S. Homeland Security and U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to house federal immigration detainees at the Glendale Police Department facility. This is a local decision and was not made lightly. Since 2007, the City has maintained a highly regulated, locally controlled facility that is maintained to the highest standards, extending basic dignities to those temporarily held-ensuring access to clean accommodations, on-call medical care, family visitation, and legal counsel. By offering local access, detainees were given due-process proximity that is too often lacking in more remote or privately-operated detention centers. Nevertheless, despite the transparency and safeguards the City has upheld, the City recognizes that public perception of the ICE contract—no matter how limited or carefully managed, no matter the good—has become divisive. And while opinions on this issue may vary—the decision to terminate this contract is not politically driven. It is rooted in what this City stands for—public safety, local accountability, and trust. Glendale is consistently ranked as one of the safest cities in the nation. That is no accident. The Glendale Police Department is trusted and supported by the residents and businesses, and in turn, our officers work every day to protect and serve with professionalism and care. At this time, it is in our best interest to not allow that trust to be undermined. To that end, we emphasize: • The Glendale Police Department does not enforce immigration law. That is not their role, nor will it ever be. • We remain in full compliance with California Senate Bill 54 (SB 54), which prohibits local law enforcement from using resources for immigration enforcement. • The Glendale Police Department has not engaged in immigration enforcement, nor will it do so moving forward.

BREAKING

The City of Glendale, California — one of the most populous cities in Southern California — says it has terminated its contract with U.S. Homeland Security and ICE.

Gotta start sending n*ggas a pic of themselves when they demand a pic of pussy!! DPMO

I’m sure it seems like Bluesky is just scandal after scandal, but it’s important to note how quickly bad actors are being rooted out here. There were scammers and predators operating for YEARS on Twitter cuz no one would call them out. We are doing better by each other here.

Not enough ppl realizing that the reason these “men” champion these famous abusers is b/c:

1. they see themselves in the abuser and it helps them justify their own behavior;

2. they WANT it to be ok to treat women that way; and

3. they’ll take any chance they can to add to women’s pain.

I’ll never forgive tiktok for running up the price of oxtail

Affect = fuck around

Effect = find out

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Idk something about someone who doesn't even want you to lift a finger does something to me

I’m always nice to AI because when it takes over the world I want it to spare me

This right here......

This is what happens when everyone knows gramps shouldn't be driving but no one wants to take away his keys.

lol that’s probably what made it a science and so revered in the first place😅 so much info to take into consideration with each transit or placement 😭

So much of the planet’s “lore” is held in the names so it feels like the bare minimum to know the planets; ppl should also know the moons that belong to each planet…

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

!! CALL TO ACTION !! #Booksky

please join me in the fight to save our libraries.

EveryLibrary is working hard to save the Institute of Museum and Library Services (IMLS), which is the federal agency charged with distributing Congressionally approved funds to state libraries and grant recipients.

War hero schools a chickenhawk.

my offer to america: we bring woke back

A three row meme with the first row showing a picture of the night sky with text reading “the sky at night”. The second row shows a photo of a clear sky with the text “the sky at day” and then the last row shows a sky filled with clouds with text reading: “the sky when there is a cool astronomical event”.

THERE’S A LUNAR ECLIPSE TONIGHT AND IT’S CLOUDY

Look up how many engine failures they had this year… I did always like them but smthin goin on there

Just read this graf. Share it with people you know who don’t pay attention to politics or news.

You would think I’m talking about human children but it’s 2 3yr old cats 🤦🏽‍♀️ idk who taught they ass how to play soccer

All the toys these lil mfs got and they kicking a ROCK around in my GODDAMN HOUSE!!!