To quote the great John Oliver, "how weird is your penis, Elon?'
07.11.2025 07:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mitchellcolbert.bsky.social
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To quote the great John Oliver, "how weird is your penis, Elon?'
07.11.2025 07:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
06.11.2025 21:00 β π 8310 π 5442 π¬ 391 π 1198Trumpβs trying to intimidate voters by sending the DOJ to CA to βmonitorβ the election.
Hereβs the thingβover 5.9 million ballots have already been returned in the Prop 50 special election. Most folks, like myself, are dropping theirs off and couldnβt care less about the scare tactics. #YesOnProp50
If you can, drop it off directly to your county election office or other official polling place rather than just a drop box to minimize the risk of shenanigans.
Also sign up for ballot tracking.
Red Trump-style graphic with images of Donald Trump and Andrew Cuomo. At the top it says, "I'm going to pick [Cuomo]." - Donald Trump, 60 Minutes Interview, 11-2-25 Then beneath it TRUMP ENDORSES CUOMO
Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!
I know how hard you worked for this.
Donβt take it from me, listen to Snopes! Speaker Johnson signed a bill to cut $186 billion from SNAP. And again, itβs HIS party that wonβt help millions of Americans put food on the table this month.
02.11.2025 20:27 β π 3826 π 1974 π¬ 153 π 73President Trump's administration faces deadlines on Monday to tell two federal judges whether it will continue to fund SNAP, the nation's biggest food aid program, using contingency funds. n.pr/490aPMO
03.11.2025 06:58 β π 300 π 92 π¬ 15 π 5Technically they are not even my cats they have just convinced theirselves that they are because their owner doesn't feed them as often as I do....I fully admit I created this monster.
02.11.2025 21:24 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Yea, she had to change her face after murdering her dog, Cricket. The dog mafia is still looking for her.
02.11.2025 06:34 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She was just in a rush to get to the gravel pit...
02.11.2025 06:32 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Honestly, anyone complaining about what people on food stamps buy probably has never had to rely on food stamps.
02.11.2025 06:29 β π 4 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Jokes on you, they tipped those dancers in food when they were done.
They just told them to open their mouths as Trump and Rubio threw spoonfuls of caviar at them.
Trickle down home economics.
Frankly it would be unwatchably boring.
It would just be, to paraphrase John Oliver, hours of watching a millionaire in a button down deciding whether or not to throw a ball.
If it wasn't this toilet then they truly don't know horror.
02.11.2025 06:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0100% the cat will be on the roof meowing at my window at the crack of dawn.
Don't ask why she has decided that is better then meowing at my bedroom door.
It's going to be very embarrassing when he screws up pronouncing Nigeria...or maybe enraging is the right word.
02.11.2025 06:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's an insult to potatoes.
A potato has the ability to power a clock, I doubt Trump's brain can even clear that low bar.
I'm pretty worried when they turn their attention to state legalized cannabis businesses. Will they go in guns blazing ready to murder some veterans?
02.11.2025 06:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#ShitholePresident
30.10.2025 05:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I caution you from using such definitive language, because it most assuredly can get stupider.
Has Barron Trump launched an OnlyFans called BarrIt? Not YET...
That's just one way it could be even dumber.
I get mad when I hear people talk about healing with crystals in any language...
30.10.2025 05:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't wait to lease my Lex Luther-owned space pod and receive my Prime oxygen ration, hoping the subscription rates on air don't go up again. It's so convenient; it just pipes right into the pod. Or, you know, not.
25.10.2025 10:52 β π 711 π 128 π¬ 56 π 5STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS.
25.10.2025 11:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You also want to sign up for ballot tracking through the secretary of states office to confirm your vote was counted.
www.sos.ca.gov/elections/ba...
Earth was nice while it lasted.
22.10.2025 06:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just saying for those not aware, but it being bigger then Hempfest pretty much means it's the biggest event in Seattle ever.
Seattle loves its hemp but hates kings even more.
Proof that we don't need more guns to deal with unstable people with guns.
Well done guys!
Yea, Bush withdrew the US, which is why I think the options for justice seem limited.
I'm currently putting my faith in maritime law.
That SCOTUS immunity decision only applies to US Federal laws, because that is all SCOTUS can impact (not state, military, maritime, or international law).
The UN/ICC would be the appropriate venue but they have virtually no enforcement powers.
They need to all be jailed.
19.10.2025 11:57 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0