Johnny

Isn’t touching a trophy you didn’t win one of the biggest no-nos in all of hockey?

Has Jack Hughes helmet landed yet?

Sick and tired of hearing what a great team the Canadians have

So this is how I found out that the Star Spangled Banner is on touch tunes

Everybody quick, do the most American thing you can think of

Summerfest lineup release and women’s gold medal game tomorrow. Feels like Christmas Eve.

Not to brag, but me and Stolz train at the same facility. Guessing he doesn’t have beer before and after though.

Thanasis minutes? Against the thunder!? Because we’re winning!!?

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Milwaukee Bucks Basketball

This is up to 16 now btw

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My coworkers discussing how the cleaning crew must me eating all of our food because the donuts my coworker left out yesterday are already gone

Me:

“That was the worst power play I’ve ever seen!”

(Didn’t know curling had power plays 10 minutes ago)

I blame whoever published this video for the Durbin trade. You jinxed it.

The bucks are back (to tanking)!

Frelick spring training 3B reps are back on the menu, boys!

lol Vikings

I bet that ripped if you knew Spanish

Bucks recruiting Lebron on a vet min this summer:

I invest in bitcoin for the same reason that I buy group lottery tickets at work. If the worst people I know get rich and I don’t, I’d be the most miserable person alive.

Bump

Instead of telling MAGA people they’re racist for thinking Bad Bunny shouldn’t get the superbowl halftime, tell them they’re being anticapitalist for suggesting the NFL not operate in their best financial interest by growing their own product and watch their heads explode.

Streaming services be like “oh, you just rewatched episodes 1-6? Let’s pick up episode 7 where you left off 4 years ago. The outro credits with 32 seconds left.”

Death. Taxes. And Jack Antonoff winning a Grammy for a project you had no idea he worked on.

Just gonna hang out in the home goods section of Target looking confused until my future wife asks if I need help

Happy 180th birthday mke 🥰

Can we trade Giannis for an entire NHL franchise?

Billy, this is Reese McGuire. He's a backup catcher. He is one of the most undervalued players in baseball. His defect is that he jacks off in parking lots.