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All of his wives told stories about his limp

02.12.2025 04:44 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0

Try ambition, delusions of grandeur and a burning desire for attention.

Remember Matt Gaetz did it last time.

02.12.2025 03:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yep

02.12.2025 03:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A motion to vacate the Office of the Speaker of the House could be brought to the floor by just 9 Republicans

01.12.2025 05:10 — 👍 253 🔁 28 💬 9 📌 0

He should've just not said anything

30.11.2025 05:14 — 👍 56 🔁 9 💬 8 📌 0

There's a reason he's so camera shy

30.11.2025 05:13 — 👍 31 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

People have looked better than this at their own funerals

30.11.2025 05:04 — 👍 623 🔁 95 💬 67 📌 11

Not until they catch him

27.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Today in 'why we can't fix anything'

27.11.2025 18:35 — 👍 224 🔁 22 💬 22 📌 0

I guarantee you Ghislaine Maxwell isn't eating that generic Walmart Thanksgiving bundle today

27.11.2025 18:30 — 👍 58 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 2

That's the smallest that yes number will ever be again

27.11.2025 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't think Truth Social will have a position for him when he's ousted

27.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Halfway through the speech the turkeys begged the president to revoke their pardons

27.11.2025 17:01 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

This should be investigated.

27.11.2025 16:38 — 👍 177 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 1

a cartoon of a man giving a presentation with the words first let me assure you that this is not one of those on the bottom ALT: a cartoon of a man giving a presentation with the words first let me assure you that this is not one of those on the bottom

27.11.2025 16:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Military is not law enforcement, you wretch.

27.11.2025 16:10 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Trump canceling GDP report comes under scrutiny The canceled release of the third-quarter GDP advance estimate has fueled speculation about the state of the economy.

Where are all of those people who want to run the government like a business because this is the moment when the board fires the CEO

www.newsweek.com/trump-cancel...

27.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 203 🔁 56 💬 6 📌 2

On December 2nd, we will win this, Tennessee!💕

26.11.2025 23:27 — 👍 934 🔁 264 💬 17 📌 13

I'm not saying that throwing David Sacks into a volcano would prevent a recession. I'm just saying we haven't ruled that out yet.

26.11.2025 23:08 — 👍 212 🔁 29 💬 10 📌 0

It could broadcast 24 hours a day

26.11.2025 21:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Nike founder Phil Knight makes record-breaking donation to Republicans Phil Knight reportedly surpassed his own previous $2 million donation to the same Bring Balance to Salem PAC.

I’m not going to say this necessarily makes him a pedofile but it certainly makes it more likely.

Don’t buy Nike.

www.newsweek.com/nike-founder...

26.11.2025 20:49 — 👍 181 🔁 60 💬 26 📌 10

Bless their hearts

26.11.2025 20:35 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Covfefpublican?

Or simply, pedofile.

26.11.2025 17:57 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They probably bleached the whole baby

26.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For some of us it would be hard to do worse than Kash Patel

26.11.2025 17:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Save America Movement Defend the Oath, Not the President

Share this everywhere

youtu.be/0-sa6jp6pEk?...

26.11.2025 17:36 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0

Less than 5% of Americans have blonde hair.

26.11.2025 17:24 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

I think it’s safe to say now based on all the recent news that Trump 2.0 has entered its leaky phase.

Next will be the firing phase.

26.11.2025 17:22 — 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

a man wearing overalls and a plaid shirt says it ain 't much but it 's honest work ALT: a man wearing overalls and a plaid shirt says it ain 't much but it 's honest work

26.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I yearn for this level of pettiness.

26.11.2025 17:14 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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