Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom

He should’ve kept an eye on this guy

Idk Devin ate all of ours

I hope it spreads.

You must be older than 0

These vile fuckers just spent a year saying Kamala Harris slept her way to the top, despite her law degree and winning several state-wide and national elections.

Then they put a literal escort in front of the UN Security Council.

Ask it what it wants.

In fairness it is hard to concentrate while you’re shitting your pants.

Maybe we should ask the rash why we attacked Iran

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After much careful consideration, I have decided that I can accept putting Barron Trump in harm’s way.

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You sure this video was on TikTok?

It took us a year and a half to learn there were no WMDs in Iraq.

Not people

Then how are we supposed to get them into prisons?

This is why they needed to cancel Meals on Wheels.

These, I'm sure, will be the surprises of the century

This gives me hope that I could still make it into congress

Holding out for Toaster Strudel flavor

lol no

She's more radical when she drinks brown liquor

Apparently they don’t make those ‘good guy with a gun’ tshirts in women’s sizes

Mace introduces bill Allowing federal death penalty for child sex crimes Rep. Nancy Mace introduced legislation Thursday that would allow the federal government to impose the death penalty on people convicted of raping or SA

The Secret Service must investigate these death threats against the president from a sitting member of Congress.

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Don't expect the media to give the same amount of attention to the deaths of US service members as we start a new war as they did when we were ending a war.

Do you remove the skins of the black-eyed peas? That was the time consuming part when I made this.

It’s because he wears a women’s size medium jacket.

Oh, and also because he’s brown.

I hope he spends the whole weekend breathing in black mold

We're no more than a few hours away from the next phase of digital propaganda: unverified videos of "liberated people celebrating" will go viral. Many of these videos will later be revealed to have predated the illegal war, or be entirely unrelated to current events

Upshot: verify before amplifying

Peace is war. War is peace.

What it feels like to be an American today

The Mar-A-Lago coat check guy can hear them.

Prediction: Trump will post an AI video of himself flying a fighter jet, bombing and killing Ayatollah Khamanei. I give him 24 hours.