Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom

This must be what he means by a politically correct war

With a matching outfit, no doubt

Too coincidental

Are you doing your part to humiliate Kristi Noem today?

Is that what happened to John Roberts?

He has a better chance of an airborne transmission of syphilis than being president.

I was sued by a US congressman for $250,000,000 because I said mean things about him on the internet.

Dear JD Vance,

Let me just start by saying, full disclosure, I hate your guts and will always rejoice in your misfortune. That being said, I have a little advice.

Your only chance of winning the presidency in 2028 is if you invoke the 25th amendment and stop the war in Iran.

Have a shitty day.

He should’ve kept an eye on this guy

Idk Devin ate all of ours

I hope it spreads.

You must be older than 0

These vile fuckers just spent a year saying Kamala Harris slept her way to the top, despite her law degree and winning several state-wide and national elections.

Then they put a literal escort in front of the UN Security Council.

Ask it what it wants.

In fairness it is hard to concentrate while you’re shitting your pants.

Maybe we should ask the rash why we attacked Iran

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You sure this video was on TikTok?

It took us a year and a half to learn there were no WMDs in Iraq.

Not people

Then how are we supposed to get them into prisons?

This is why they needed to cancel Meals on Wheels.

These, I'm sure, will be the surprises of the century

This gives me hope that I could still make it into congress

Holding out for Toaster Strudel flavor

lol no

She's more radical when she drinks brown liquor

Apparently they don’t make those ‘good guy with a gun’ tshirts in women’s sizes