Andrew Ti

Every time I see Lindsey Graham, I think of when someone wrote into @andrewti.bsky.social 's old blog and asked if it was racist if they thought Graham looks like he never went through puberty, but just got stretched out by some kind of machine

i find myself regularly reminding people that not one single German was severely punished for simply refusing to contribute to the Holocaust

Lois Lane should be spending the entire movie interviewing Boravian Americans about how scared they feel when they see “Free Jarhanpur“ signs.

You can tell the new Superman is pure fiction because it doesn’t feature the paper of record assigning all of its reporters to writing pro Boravia propaganda.

certainly jazz salt

I genuinely cannot believe how many Democrats are spending their energy on destroying Mamdani when the GOP is trying to turn ICE into a full on secret police by drastically raising their budget

If only the Mayor used her power to order police to …

A) stop unmarked vehicles and masked vigilantes to identify them.

B) follow agents and document and report every civil, constitutional, and human rights violation.

She can’t order them to interfere, but this she can.

AI taking jobs from Nigerian scammers 😕 #podcast #comedy #ai #scam #turing #nyt @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

Tucker doing gotcha journalism to Ted Cruz 😲 #podcast #comedy #tuckercarlson #tedcruz #iran @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

it is funny how many people affiliated with the secret police have had to say "stop making fun of the secret police, the guy in the tac vest that covers him like a training bra is a hero, he tracked down and subdued two hospice orderlies using only the W-2 forms they file annually"

“Someone must stand up for the people of Ghorman… because I have not yet fully divested all my spider farm holdings.”

The real world version of why someone like Mon Mothma does the things she does in Andor would be that she has more stock in the company that makes X-Wings than she does in the company that makes TIE fighters.

On the other hand, by far the least believable thing about the show is the idea that there exists a rich white politician willing to sacrifice their personal fortune and comfort to do what’s right in the face of fascism.

We had @andrewti.bsky.social on episode 1883 ‘MAGA vs MAGA, US = Cause Of/Solution To All Earth’s Problems?’ - listen now!

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My main lesson from Andor is that every revolution needs one dude who huffs gasoline.

just a reminder that only water goes in your eyes, don’t wear contacts to a protest if you can help it, hot showers will hurt like hell if you have mace or gas residue on your skin. turn off face ID on your phone. pick a buddy & never leave their side. if detained, ask for a lawyer & then shut up.

LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.

Imagine if humanity was judged solely by interactions with our weirdest hunting enthusiasts.

I will say, Predator: Killer of Killers basically confirms my theory that all Predator movies are produced in universe by like the Predator version of PETA as morality tales against trophy hunting.

Makes no sense.

How the fuck is a curfew supposed to stop the cops from rioting?

The Duck Duck Go Duck is condescending 🧐 #duckduckgo #google #jeeves @jamieloftus.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

We had @jamieloftus.bsky.social on episode 1870 ‘Ode To The Snoopy Museum, Hollywood Hearts MAGA?’ - listen now !
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Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.

Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.

Domino effect meme with "Reagan elected president" at the small end and "Every bad thing that's happened over the last 40 years" at the big end

A little history lesson

Pol Pot and his friends are now in charge of Cambodia and manage to kill two million people. Including a leftist academic from the UK who thought the Khmer Rouge was rad. Here's how! @iwriteok.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-three-the-pol-pot-episodes-273848533/

Pol Pot and his friends are now in charge of Cambodia and manage to kill two million people. Including a leftist academic from the UK who thought the Khmer Rouge was rad. Here's how!

@iwriteok.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social

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The first of three episodes about the life of Pol Pot, a man who spent too much time reading books and bullshitting with his friends and for convinced he could save his country by destroying it.

@iwriteok.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social

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Mark Zuckerberg wearing dumbass glasses with the caption “Mark Zuckerberg really wants to make Facebook cool again” - TechCrunch

we’re living in the golden age of comedic photo/headline juxtaposition

"AI is coming, its inevitable" no its not you sniveling weirdo. how are those 3D TVs going. how are NFT markets looking these days. Seen anything cool in the metaverse lately?

anyone who says we need to resign to using it, that itll be here whether we like it or not, is a feckless dipshit.