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Edward Scissorhands could have been called Cool Hand Luke; but Cool Hand Luke couldn't have been called Edward Scissorhands.

article from phys.org with the headline "Sulfur cabe spiders build an arachnid megacity and possibly the largest-ever spider web" the photo is a dude in cave gear staring at a wall of spider web

chatgpt could never

me talking about a book from the late 1980s:
"It's a tale as old as The Land Before Time."

If you had a third completely functional arm, where would you want it to be attached to?

Personally I think I'd want a second right arm facing backwards attached to my left shoulder.

If you had a third completely functional arm, where would you want it to be attached to?

Personally I think I'd want a second right arm facing backwards attached to my left shoulder.

I remember watching this in the theater and kind of being amazed at how bad it was, a what-might-have-been genre because of it

out of context that might be the most beautifully optimistic thing I've ever seen

Neighbor walking by: *looking warily at my wood chipper’s chute* say, is it normal for trees to bleed like that?

Me: oh yeah all the time. Siberian blood elm! Damn things are everywhere *coolly tosses another body part into the hopper*

12 Monkeys (1995)

me talking about a book from the late 1980s:
"It's a tale as old as The Land Before Time."

Edward Scissorhands could have been called Cool Hand Luke; but Cool Hand Luke couldn't have been called Edward Scissorhands.

article from phys.org with the headline "Sulfur cabe spiders build an arachnid megacity and possibly the largest-ever spider web" the photo is a dude in cave gear staring at a wall of spider web

chatgpt could never

picturing Frank Reynolds calling out Jolly at the top of his lungs and you rolling your eyes in the other room

In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.

Kids Love Candied Kidneys!

Noir PI singing "Punk Rock Girl" at karaoke:

She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs

In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon

With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.

talk to me when your level of couth is no longer *un*

Noir PI singing "Punk Rock Girl" at karaoke:

She was a paradox
In a pair o' Docs

In smoke filled break rooms needed fixin
Hunting for a bit of mojo and a beau named Nixon

With a cold streak sweeter than fudge banana swirl
You're a dame fate made for me - Punk Rock Girl.

Kids Love Candied Kidneys!

its im asuming a bookstore with those words in the front on a poster

FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.

living dangerously - but only vicariously so

it's lowkey fucked up that candy canes aren't holly flavored

Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.

There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.

the confusion here centers on the word *real*:

people are taking this to mean that misandry exists in reality - but this is clearly not the case, so people are taking umbrage.

but misandry is *real* in the same sense as *real estate* - meaning that is ultimately the perogative of the king alone

I'm with her, that is not where spiders belong

Murphy's Law: Whatever can go wrong will go wrong.

Murphy's Crime: Unfuck the impossible.

There's always a choice - never let anyone try to pressure you into going legit.

it's lowkey fucked up that candy canes aren't holly flavored

same energy

I hope you're not too late, I'm still trying to get my October in order lol

post something random or else you'll have an awful November
(hope I'm not too late!)