A Friendly Slacker

a small metal bowl filled with five egg yolks suspended in egg whites. It looks like a face with a rosy cheeked smile

Why yes, I am doing quite egg-cellent, thank you for asking.

so much good can be done in this world with just potatoes, butter, and salt - really overwhelms you sometimes, ya know?

tattoo of an axolotl wearing a head dress with the words "Sigo vivo" or "still alive" underneath it.

my lil guy. #respekt

Mr Beast Briefcases for the everyday low price of $49.97 at Walmart

This is my armor. None of you fools will ever touch me.

Bones Stabone of Growing Pains. Yes that was the character's name.

this is my favorite Pokémon

Yeah right I’m not falling for that one again

fauxkemon

pro tip: the easiest way to check if you're compatible with someone, these days, is to see if the veins throbbing at your temples are pulsing in harmony.

Rigby from Regular Show wearing a t-shirt that says "Now the party can start!"

aw frick yeah!

The story of The Three Little Pigs is a cautionary tale about failure of a found family to coalesce. Neither wolves or pigs are meant to live solitary lives.

Take care of each other out there.

I bet if the US started having free healthcare tomorrow then meds would start coming in blister packs that could only be opened with a subscription.

celebrating the best way i know how. hbd!

Drop something METAL 🤖⚙️🖤🤘⛓️

A bank charge for $28.44 and it appears as BIG DADDYS PIZZ on feb 23, 2026

This is som freak shit by our local pizza place

It's pretty chill that they invented a way to fully automate Hubris while outsourcing the consequences to *checks notes* the entire planet and every living thing on it.

Truly a civilization of Geniuses.

pro tip: the easiest way to check if you're compatible with someone, these days, is to see if the veins throbbing at your temples are pulsing in harmony.

They should have canceled Burning Man after Malcolm In The Middle made an episode about it - it's purpose finally fulfilled.

in the world if the Flintstones "oil shale" is slang for oral

kickstarting an ngo called The Fig Leaf Project where we try to put loin cloths on local wildlife to protect children from seeing all the naughty bits of nature

Imagine having electricity in the 1950s. What are you even using it for dude? Charging your horse?

kickstarting an ngo called The Fig Leaf Project where we try to put loin cloths on local wildlife to protect children from seeing all the naughty bits of nature

4 people from some movie, the fourth being bill Murray. they are labeled in succession: marry, fuck, kill, bill

science really needs to stop asking if it should on this one fr

in the world if the Flintstones "oil shale" is slang for oral

public storage pre lien notice ugh

apologies but gotta put this up as I will need food money to last until March 3rd and then, there's the storage locker with all my stuff. any help appreciated, including reskeets! thanks!

$350

cash app / venmo: eatyrself
PayPal.me/eatyrself

We only need 24 more backers to make it!! It could be YOU with a beautiful smorgasbord of indie fantasy fiction on your shelf in its foily glory!

we're practically cousins now as far as I'm concerned 😎

that's where my dad's from

if only