A puppy behind bars in a jail cell.
The spoiler embargo has me like
01.03.2026 00:23 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A puppy behind bars in a jail cell.
The spoiler embargo has me like
01.03.2026 00:23 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0You rock Gianni! ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
28.02.2026 23:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Evil corporation smh
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"Is that why the show is called Bones? You spend ten seasons waiting for them to bone?" - my husband, everybody.
And.. yes.
The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
Started calling my baby daughter "Bug" bc when I lay her down and she's wiggling her arms around it reminds me of this picture and it makes me laugh
28.02.2026 09:10 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Abyssal Comb Jelly
Bloodybelly Comb Jelly
Mnemiopsis leidyi/Warty Comb Jelly
Spotted Comb Jelly
It's 2AM. The time is upon us one more. It's The Comb Jelly hour
28.02.2026 07:01 โ ๐ 85 ๐ 30 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Literally the best day: baby turned one month, it's sunny out so we went on a walk to the park, ate some cake sitting on a bench while the baby napped in the stroller, came home and felt well enough to have a nice workout, had lunch, took the hottest shower known to man and had a nap. Hell yeah
28.02.2026 04:54 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ok love these
27.02.2026 06:27 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0My pink hair is in brushed-out pin curls and my eyeshadow is pink and sparkly.
My pink hair is in brushed-out pin curls and my eyeshadow is pink and sparkly.
all this to sit around in my sweatpants
26.02.2026 22:18 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0ASMR overabundance of carabiners jingling as a lesbian goes about her day [STEREO HIGH QUALITY]
26.02.2026 20:05 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Trans people are my allies and if my government chooses to see them as an enemy than the government is my enemy as well. Fuck the state. Fuck the creep pedophiles that run shit. We will win and we will make a better world with them not in it, and some day we will laugh and dance on their graves.
26.02.2026 16:45 โ ๐ 2633 ๐ 949 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0Yayyy congrats!!! ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ๐ฅณ
26.02.2026 19:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thank youuu! Xoxo
25.02.2026 22:38 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0How could you say something so controversial yet so brave
25.02.2026 20:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0And I enjoy January for the same reason I love Mondays and early mornings, its a Big Beginning with a feeling of Starting Over and Something New
25.02.2026 20:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm so serious my due date was in late January, but after doing some checks the midwife thought I would have to be induced in February, and I was SO UPSET bc February is such an ugly month!!! No one understood why I hated it lmao, but you worded it perfectly. And she arrived on the 28th thank god๐ฎโ๐จ
25.02.2026 20:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A whole bunch of environmental NPCs throughout the game! The first time you hear me is the line "GOODNESS Cloud, is that you?!" near the beginning of the game, I'm also an NPC selling chocobo ice cream at some point, and someone else gossiping about Cloud... there were quite a few lol
25.02.2026 20:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0God bless America that's my president right there
25.02.2026 08:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yumny!!!
25.02.2026 08:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0IM DOIN WHAT I WANT AND IM DOIN IT WELL
25.02.2026 06:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I have been blessed upon this day
25.02.2026 05:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My finnish lapphund dog Bumble after cancer treatment. He is wearing a surgical cone, half of his face is shaved and the corner of his mouth is puckered upwards.
One eyebrow down but Bumble is healing! His mouth is puckered like this for the skin graft inside his cheek. It should go back to normal over time but worst case scenario he has a permanent smile ๐ฅน
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Baby in crib: I will sleep no more than 2-3 hours but also I might spit up
Baby in bassinet: Fuck you I hate this I will wriggle out of my swaddle and then cry about it to make it your problem. 1-2hrs max
Baby in my arms: I will sleep for 4 hours straight as long as you Do Not Fucking Move
CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL
Saw this in Discord and itโs amazing
25.02.2026 01:19 โ ๐ 7780 ๐ 1487 ๐ฌ 52 ๐ 79OH SHIIIII
25.02.2026 02:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nahhhh who's mad at Kayli i have hands for them ๐คจ pull up
24.02.2026 19:21 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I made banana nut muffins and I had the genius idea to top them with biscoff cookie butter after heating them up. Goddam its good asf
24.02.2026 19:03 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It was soooo gooood and also used up a bunch of veggies I had in the freezer lol
23.02.2026 07:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A grey bowl contoining broccoli cheddar souo woth peas and carrots. On the side is a slice of toasted sourdough.
Two loaves of freshly baked sourdough. One has a gouge taken out of the corner because my husband likes to massacre my bread.
Home made cheddar & broccoli soup and sourdough loaves :)
23.02.2026 06:43 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0That's my niche internet microcelebrity husband ๐
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