Whiskey Winter

Mark my words, mark my fuckin words that the fandom surrounding this show is going to make the mid-2010s Sherlock/Supernatural/Dr Who fandoms look like they were sane, contributing members of society

Irish folk song categories:
-I wanna go home/being home is awesome
-Lets drink until we die
-Half of my family is imprisoned by the government and the other half is dead

This is why your dog was giving you that look

He looks like he just heard you say that spinach pizza is good

Straight people: "I'm straight!"

Gay people: "Im gay!"

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in 2013: "I smoke crack and I eat pussy."

Nobody:

JK Rowling: "So my new character is named Hiro Shima. He's from Japan and his special talent is making nuclear reactors meltdown."

Another 20 fuckin years in the sandbox... Fuck Israel and fuck Trump. Also fuck anyone who supported him

Another 20 goddamn years in the sandbox

Fuck Israel and fuck Trump

God fucking damnit I was just about to deploy too. I ain't fucking dying for Israel

Can Americans fucking use their second amendment rights to take this tyrant and all his ilk out already?

Oh I highly suggest trying this: a baguette slathered in garlic butter topped with brie and basil. Super simple and delicious

Thank christ I'm a reservist and I get to pick and choose my deployments

Do you like mah guns?

I ain't dying for Israel

The wind is blowing south

If we fed Hellen Keller a buncha mushrooms, what do you think the trip would be like for her?

International Sex Workers Rights Day is today!

#decriminalizesexwork

Return of nub club booty

Vivec Ramaswami sounds like an imagined character from a Morrowind fanfic. How the hell has he been allowed to exist for so long?

"Hey Whiskey, what are your politics?"

Me:

Just got a notif from snapchat for someone in my contacts (Haven't pruned it in 10 years) by the name of "Hung Twink Pup" and I genuinely do not remember who it is.

Sometimes I try to gaslight my friends into thinking Kendrick Lamar is white

Chinese knockoffs should NEVER be expensive, ESPIECIALLY for SKS clones.
But with Canadian gun laws I'll take what I can get

Bought me a chinese sks

I'm gonna put the entire Bee Movie script in your replies at some point just for fun

Impregnate

We call ND and MN our unofficial provinces already