Cam Dylan Blackwell

I take unintentional breaks from this place because of all the reminders that this country is trying to kill me. When I come back, I have no idea what's happening. I'm like 'why are there five posts in a row talking about Akroyd documentaries? Is he dead?" Cuomo did what?"

Wow. That's so sad for them.

There's another way to indent paragraphs?

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness (if you wanna)

Man, I have to scroll a long time to find a post that isn't about the world on fire.

I'm going to have a writing nap in which I think about my projects before I drift off to sleep.

a cartoon character made out of bread with peanut butter on it ALT: a cartoon character made out of bread with peanut butter on it

I do what I want! No one can tell me I can't drink a tub of melted butter for breakfast.

Thanks! I put the first episode on my Substack! Same username as this one!

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I still can't believe it's not butter.

This movie messed me up for YEARS! Until I was 23, I couldn't watch this movie. I had to watch it for a college class. Only then did I realize how funny it was. Paul Reiser got what he deserved.

Horror movie where the Child-Eating Cyclops Monster eats children every week, but because he wears a clean suit and tie and frames his desire to eat children as an academic thought experiment, the authorities allow the Cyclops to continue for the sake of civility.

Did they just call you basic in medicalese?

If you see this, QTP with a gif of the last movie/show you watched.

Thanks! I'm very happy with them. I've been posting Bleakwood Falls on Substack.

#3- Mayhem vs Fvckery is about a guy whose parents promised his soul to 5 demons and must fight to keep it when they come to collect.

A5: I am working on three mini projects that have 999 words or less (or your money back!). #1- Bleakwood Falls is low-key about vampires. #2- As the Chicken Thaws is a soap opera about what happens when the chicken isn't thawed the day before the wake and the secrets that are revealed while it thaws

This is fine.

Where can one witness such a film?

I need this shirt! Flames... Flames on the sides of my face. Heaving... Heaving breaths.

The funeral was beautiful but my friends and I were devastated. We wished there was something we could have done, but he hid his pain, as we all do. I felt bad about feeling glad that it wasn't me lying in the coffin. Life is tough but I've become tougher. John, you should be here with me.

I remember the last time I saw him. It was after school and all the kids were waiting for their various buses. We passed each other and smiled and waved. We didn't recognize the pain behind the masks. We didn't know it would be the last time we'd see each other.

September is Suicide Awareness Month. This means a lot to me because on September 6th, 1998, I attempted to unalive myself and failed. Unbeknownst to me, my friend John was doing the same thing and completed.

That sounds beautiful and intimidating. I have vague context.

NANI????

Normalize reskeeting yourself!

This will haunt my dreams.

Adam, don't be afraid to look when they're on display. Respectfully, of course. Happy birthday, David!

This is your sign to write (or finish writing) the story you're scared to write. You will thank yourself.

Probably by mail.

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I need to make more time to write. I'm a night writer but by the time I get home, I'm tired and go right to bed. On Memorial Day Weekend, I got an intuitive tarot reading at a brothel near Vegas that suggested I write in the morning. I'm not an AM person but it's worth a shot.