A

Lemme get my little opera goggles 🙂‍↕️

Omg the post-drunk horny has hit me like a fucking bus

This guy came up to me tonight and was like “so where’s your ring 😜” and I said “I hide it when I go out”
………….. please end my suffering lol

I was like it’s too early to be tipsy but it’s fully almost 4 PM

Photo of me in my room, smiling while wearing a pink jockstrap, making a heart shape with my hands.

Photo of me in my room, smiling while wearing a pink jockstrap, making a tiny heart shape with my fingers.

Happy Valentine’s Day! Much love & good vibes you all! 💖💕✨

Gemini symbol tattooed in red ink on my forearm

This is just to remind me that I’m evil

Mirror picture of a naked man showing torso and armpit.

Feeling like a bushy post today can heal me ✨

Black and white mirror picture of a hairy man in underwear

Good night monochrome besties

A selfie of a man with a kitty

We both learned how to say ¡No! in Spanish today ;) #dragrace

A picture of my soaked lower body after I got whacked by a plant post-rain

Squidward looking rough holding up papers

How this morning finds me

Cafecito post

Finally used a bit of the keef I had saved up for like a YEAR and it put me on my ass honey

Which is kwazy cause I wanna save my load until then but I’m already like…not wanting to save it

Hola hola feliz lunes

If you had told me five years ago I’d be signing up to go to slutty raves in San Francisco i would be very horny and intrigued but I’d also be like what tf

It makes me profoundly sad that I haven’t made any kind of music in years

DL trade is just try before you bi

And if you lose, boo-hoo
.
.
.
.
#pupplay #flex #twunk #puppy #gay #ass

Stfu I’m crying at this halftime show 💙

Armpits

Oh yes 🙏

Selfie of me flexing my arm shirtless

I am indeed holding the phone up with my other hand

Doja just gets it cuz I do in fact feel like fucking something

Jocks 😈

2023 or 2025? 🍑

Morning wood situation is crazy today

Ribbit 🐸

“Heavy”