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saving the world for the right price. only talk to me about skip holtz after a few drinks. All takes are incorrect but sincere

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toxic (1)

05.03.2026 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

meter reader and navy seal instructor

04.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

so, do you ever wonder if Phil Lynott was one of the Boys or was he the paul revere of said Town?

HARK, THE BOYS
THEY ARE BACK IN TOWN

04.03.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

theres no way he doesn't change the mascot, right? something dudebros will claim is alpha but is absolutely a showtunes reference

04.03.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

gonna drive by his house and nelson-laugh

04.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The Forgotten Larry Bird Punch That Almost Changed Everything How a remarkable, rarely discussed game set the course of Bird’s careerβ€”and gave rise to March Madness itself

good read about noted THUG Larry bird

www.theringer.com/2026/03/03/c...

03.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Maddy and Scott look after Kitty's stuff before Logan's wedding

Maddy and Scott look after Kitty's stuff before Logan's wedding

Claremont didnt do a ton of it but he liked his jokes from time to time

03.03.2026 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vikings, dolphins, jets are the 3 i would imagine (maybe pittsburgh but it would be out of nowhere). depends on how much he wants a starting spot guaranteed.

03.03.2026 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

things were going too well for the Burrs, universe had to correct

03.03.2026 20:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bad Meets Evil

Bad Meets Evil

03.03.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a person is holding a piece of paper with a broken corner ALT: a person is holding a piece of paper with a broken corner

Breece Hall:

03.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Franchise tagged by the Jets is violence

03.03.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The universal irony of WWE's top 3 prospects being black men right when they are steering harder than ever into Trumpian booking is hilarious

03.03.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Sir, we can't just call him Bigger E"
*flips table*
"THEN WHATS THE POINT"

03.03.2026 16:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

worst person you know: YOU SEE, SHE WAS ACTUALLY THE VILLAIN IN MEN THE WHOLE TIME

03.03.2026 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kirk Hammett rockin that deep v cut

03.03.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Metallica - I Disappear (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault Metallica - I Disappear (Official Music Video)

Napster getting killed over the Mission Impossible 2 soundtrack is just the perfect distillation of the 2000s

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekZT...

03.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Best single
3rd best album
2nd best instrumental
best album art
2nd best guilty pleasure

03.03.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

only rangers statue allowed is Nolan Ryan giving that dude the work

03.03.2026 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!!

03.03.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hegseth just asked gruden who's hit him up the last 5 years didn't he

03.03.2026 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

iowa state but not iowa? oh now we're talking

03.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

two guys on rookie deals, another 2 are current free agents

03.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pneumonia, the atlanta hawks
tomato, tomahto

03.03.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your frugal fatboy waited until 70 cent wing night

walking by the kitchen? wing
brewing coffee? wing
midnight snack? midnight wing

03.03.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Only fun note from the combine I saw: RAS (Relative Athletic Score) basically compares your workout numbers to others at your position and grades you 1-10 (10 being best)

Arkansas starting backfield last season:
Taylen Green: 9.99
Mike Washington Jr.: 10.00

03.03.2026 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rush x Strong Bad: "A Modern Day Fhqwhgads" ("Tom Sawyer" vs. "Everybody To The LImit")
YouTube video by Rich Trott / Palace Family Steak House Rush x Strong Bad: "A Modern Day Fhqwhgads" ("Tom Sawyer" vs. "Everybody To The LImit")

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cRz...

02.03.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sold at the Coop locations

02.03.2026 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think its more likely stuff just goes over her head but the part with Tony and the fish is probably worth skipping.

02.03.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0