Bowltaco (definitely)

(I don't think he's being literal)

its a safety issue for JMU and Tulane to make the playoff

oh god I found it
WOW AMAZE

went out and checked and LOL Notre Dame ended up playing the last place SEC, ACC, and B1G teams. the dangers of the variety pack

omfg you're a time traveler

meece

all of the creative teams are good but safe.
I don't think they'd do any of these if the pitches weren't good.

Daily Bugle/Planet beef? yes
Jimmy Olsen/Carnage by Matt Fraction? sure
Uncle Ben/Pa Kent? nononononono i don't wanna cry nooooo

based Jorge Jimenez

oh hell yeah brother, let me check the backups

"Power Girl/Punisher"

....wat

Hope he makes a quick recovery!

Fair! I also absolutely buy being the head guy would mess up the thing he is supposed to be good at lol

Kendall keeps his mouth shut but is also not particularly good at coaching
Lebby is a loud idiot but unfortunately is a decent playcaller

its not good!

also, way more vocal in support of art

Jeff Lebby is briles son in law

out of the box, standing over a sink, LIKE A REAL AMERICAN

grift is a purpose tilly

Here's your trash tuesday take:

Bowls are outdated and don't really have any purpose in 2025. Ax them all.

every conference champ is guaranteed a spot and the bigger conferences get a ridiculous number of teams in

the brain is the enemy and we will bomb you with praise until it submits

"Babe, we cannot have another kid"
"WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO"
...

OH
HELL
YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

its a very weird tenure in that he's clearly *good* but its difficult to pinpoint exactly in what way. The closest comparison anyone's come up with is Mike Smith (2010s Falcons coach), who had multiple 13 win seasons but was also a defensive coach with mid defenses and Matt Ryan/Julio Jones stunting

resisting the urge to repost the Altman clip but I despise that AI folks have twisted curiosity into a deep pride about being an idiot.

Wanting to learn new things is very good! Being blatantly proud about needing assistance in wiping your own ass should be embarassing!

it was v funny tilly

a man with a beard says serious people in front of a purple background ALT: a man with a beard says serious people in front of a purple background

chargers giving their kicker the man of the year nomination?

eagles and chargers are tied in yardage, penalty yardage, and turnovers.

doesn't mean anything, I just think its neat

multiple manifestos concerning Jacoby Brissett

Philip Rivers trying to die

fuck, i don't want Roethlisberger or Eli in the Hall, Rivers shouldn't even get to buy a ticket